Calling it now. This will suck diseased donkey balls.

My only feeling towards Episode IX is morbid curiosity for the ass-pull they will need to reach some sort of conclusion to this mess.

And then years later it became the problem of the writers being Simpsons fans, rather than fans of all the diverse cultural touchstones that went into the show to begin with.

boring

hot take or hottest take

I thought the Las Vegas planet/save-the-animals subplot was terrible, Finn’s once-interesting character was completely under-served and giving the enigmatic at best “Holdo” a hero’s send-off a completely baffling choice but now I realize these are not problems with the film but problems with ME; a whiny baby. Thanks…

And I hope those people who liked The Last Jedi don’t write-off its critics as ‘whiny manbabies’...oh dear, too late.

1) Yesterday was not a trial. It was a job interview for one of the most exclusive and prestigious jobs in America. The burden of proof is only and entirely on the applicant to demonstrate he’s the absolute best person for the job. “Innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t apply. You don’t know what the fuck you’re…

I will never cease to be amazed at how much damage Rian Johnson did to Star Wars. It’s mind-bogging that just one person could basically derail the biggest franchise in pop culture history. 

ZMF…is that you?!

I think any of us who don’t treat pop-culture creators like religious prophets could disagree with George. I don’t hate the prequels as much as a lot of people do, but it was pretty damn obvious to a lot of people by the time “Clones” came out that he was ill-equipped in a lot of ways to tell the story he’d begun.

Spoken like someone who’s never witnessed the awesome majesty of a jaguar shark.

Yeah, it’s definitely number two behind Raiders for me. While I get the issues people have with Willie Scott, I never understood problematizing Short Round. Ke Huy Quan has tons of charisma, his character is hilarious but not the butt of derisive jokes, and he kicks ass and has his own agency in the story. He always…

You forgot the other time Kevin Costner played a villain.

“I HAVE COME HERE TO LOUDLY STATE MY AMBIVALENCE.  IGNORE ME!”

“[The Tweets]...are unacceptable in the #MeToo era and are not in line with Disney’s family-friendly image.”

cause it’s AV Club and Metallica isn’t white dudes in their mid-30s making craft beer while Radiohead is playing

Joe Dante always comes up with the creepiest shit.