I’m still a Nissan fan but they definitely need to get their shit together. If their tagline is “Innovation that Excites”, then they need to start actually innovating.

Ooh, maybe this means that I won’t have to go back 4-5 model years to pick up my GT86 this October. At least I can hope. I’d really prefer the Toyota badge over the Scion.

(some) Porsche drivers don’t have a tiny penis, they’re just one massive dick.

I think it’s because they’re terrified of their “tough” truck possibly getting a tiny scratch.

Nice Price for sure.

I agree, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this. I don’t harass back, I either ignore it or make a witty response.

People shouldn’t be snowflakes. That being said, the ultimate point of gaming is to have fun, which is difficult when I’m in a TF2 pub with some dude who got my name off my Steam profile and won’t stop saying “My name is [REDACTED] and I like child porn.”

FFS, Nissan, you’re all about “Innovation that Excites”. Actually start innovating. Give us the R36 already, and please for the love of God give us a successor to the 370Z. And make your passenger cars more fun to drive. The Rogue is okay but it feels so numb. Right now the best car you make is the NV 3500 with the V8.

You’ve got my vote! Could you also bring back the Juke/Juke Nismo with a slightly revised shape for better headroom in the rear?

Just saw someone on Instagram going on a big rant about how Mazda abandoned rotatries, and how domestic V8s are better. Can’t wait for him to see this.

Okay, even airbags are sexist now. Got it.

TBH this is a rotten take. People should do what they want with these vans. They look awesome, that’s why they would make great food trucks! The point of Jalopnik is to talk about cool cars, and french fries served from one of these sounds amazing.

Here to complain about a car I’ll probably never own. The interior in particular looks like every new concept car. And I don’t get why the “cool” thing to do is to make a square/rectangular steering wheel. Awkward and uncomfortable as soon as you’re past 90 degrees.

Gee, it’s almost like car manufacturers reuse effective aerodynamics setups...

Good riddance. Porn of any kind is disgusting and warps your brain. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

We all know that SUVs are just going to give way to mainstream electric SUVs. :|

There’s some gaps in my knowledge, and I’m not positive enough to know exactly what this is from the side profile. What am I looking at here?

As someone who tends to lean towards Mercedes, I shrug my shoulders. BMW is typically known as MB’s more-aggressive competitor, and a lot of people tend to write off just how good some of Mercedes’ sports cars actually are. I’d love to see more people buying SLKs and GTs.

Nope.