Dammit. The very first thing I was greeted by on this page was a van driven by Hatsune Miku.

I wanna get one for my little brother and do this. It would be so awesome.

Alanis, I think you might be wrong on this one. I’ve talked with a lot of women about cars and from most of them I hear stuff like this, how they want to be safe and high-up. Just because you don’t care for SUV’s doesn’t mean most other women don’t as well. If most cars are made by men for men, it’s because it’s…

I wish I could go BACK to Windows 7. Someone like me who likes to run a lot of older software has to go through so many properties menus and emulation programs to run the old games I like.

Okay, great. When do we get Team Fortress 3? Or at least another big update? People still play and love that game, y’know.

This reminds me a lot of Weird Al’s UHF in some untraceable way.

Don’t you have something better to do than complain about something that doesn’t impact you in any way whatsoever? Nobody is hurt by this. Most guys would prefer something designed or at least marketed to them because of preference.

The Power Wagon from Simon and Simon is one of the most legit trucks I’ve ever seen, and I generally dislike most domestics.

Prerequisites: I am a man. I don’t read Jezebel. I hate most MLMs.

The level with the ogre is especially awful.

Toyota AE86, Austin Mini, Nissan Pao, Nissan R2-R34.

Wow, people here on Jalopnik seem to like this more than Forza’s Instagram fanbase. For some reason a bunch of people are super pissed about this, and I have no idea why. It’s not like Horizon 4 is a serious racing sim; if you want that go play the Motorsport series. The Horizon games are all about having fun.

I think there’s a couple good reasons.

It’s fair to say that quite a few people do nothing but bitch about other people.

I’m not fragile, I just think it’s stupid. There are two genders, change my mind.

Imagine having such a fragile identity that you lose your crap over having a computer accidentally “misgender” you.

Electric or gas go-karts?

Way to bring religion into this.

Finally, a problem I can actually blame on Weebs!

This is what happens when your main hobby is finding things to be offended by.