One of my besties is a combination of all of them.

Don't know if you listen to The Read, but Kid Fury said replacing Takeoff with Lil Uzi Vert is like Destiny's Child replacing Michelle with Christina Milian.

I guess it also didn't help that we laughed hysterically when she got looks ranging from, "Do I know you?" to "WTF?"

Harassment, I guess? I don't remember it was 2005. But white people generally don't run speaking to one another. That's what made so many people there uncomfortable.

Yep. She was white and saying hi to all the white people made them nervous. So, they reported her to HR.

Lmao! My suite mate during a training noticed me and all the other black people nodding and said she would try it with the white people.

You can never really masturbate too much.

While I hate to agree with a white man calling a black man a devil, I certainly appreciate this Tweet, "the devil dosen't always wear horns and a shirt that says devil guys…sometimes he wears promo t-shirts and light foundation".

We need you now more than ever.

Oh… Well, this was a well written piece of trash. Women should demand better birth control? Ok, and then what? Get pregnant in the meantime, be irritated from condoms (although the Skyn condoms by Trojan are great)? Trust you with the pullout method?

Is a blue mf the same as an amf?

I am so sorry! But good Lord, if it isn't hilarious imagining you walking into an abandoned rec center…

I haven't gone through the entire comment section but am I seriously seeing a Donald Trump ad on this page!!! Can VSB fix that?

Maybe at first. But now they have their own child. In fact, it is worse because she won't let the children speak to or play with each other. She clearly has issues. I keep asking my son in the most neutral tone if he still wants to go. Until he says something, I am going to keep letting him go…

All of this. My son recently asked me what he should call his stepmother. I said, it might be nice if you call her Mama Dee (name changed to protect the innocent - or not so innocent).

I saw her in San Jose and I feel you! Sometimes, I would look around and the white people seemed… lost? There was something about her intensity, even when singing her old songs. I've seen her perform before and she has killed it but this was different.

To be fair - the writers at Jezebel dug up an interview with her from 2012 where she listed all the things in her purse and Tabasco was on the list. She said that she likes in on everything she eats which isn't surprising because she claims that it helps with immunity. Most people I know who carry Tabasco do it to…

Amazon Prime Now let's you get your stuff in 1-4 hours. But they don't have it everywhere yet. It is more addictive than regular Amazon Prime.