I, too, hate your wide feet. Your wide, ugly, stupid feet.
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Makes sense, since Ivanka was fathered by a baboon.
Show us the feet sweetie.
This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program
I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.
Ma’am, don’t you understand? I’m a white man with money and a microphone. Anything other than 100% compliance with my arbitrary rules will threaten my feelings of superiority and authority. If you continue to behave in any way other than what I allow, I will use my muscle to escort you out. This is for your own…
#notmostmen
“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”
“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”
Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.
Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens
At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.
Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.
Good stuff:
Don’t be fooled by his “aw shucks”ness. He’s a dangerous zealot.
Oh yeah? — If I’m so delusional, then how come that everyone loves me?
On Friday, that newsletter enthusiastically cited a piece of satire.