did you see who we made president or

he said, “You should be thankful for having a man like me who accepts you.”

This is why I could never date a chaser, despite craving the physical intimacy that has eluded me since I transitioned almost 10 years ago. You’re looking for love, and all they want you for is a cheap thrill, something as easily discarded as the browser window on their favorite shemale porn site.

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

Seth Meyers had some great analogies for this... My fave was:

I honestly don’t understand why the dems have let up on this. I know there are plenty of targets in Trump’s administration, but Sessions is fucking awful, and he committed PERJURY in his confirmation hearing. If we can’t make that stick, then why bother with the pretense that we live in a democracy? If the people in…

So. I am actually a lawyer. And I happen to practice in a jurisdiction where a lawyer sexually harassing his employees is not considered an ethical violation. Let that sink in for a minute and then contemplate this. If Jeff Sessions were my client and I let him testify in this way without correcting the record, I…

“There it is. You’re caught,” he is heard saying to himself, after he steps into the bathroom. “What a disaster.” Then, in the final moments of the show: “What the hell did I do?” he murmurs.

Jeff Sessions: “I did nothing wrong”

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

It will be a glorious day when we can attribute a former comedy writer with taking down the WORST and most despotic President we’ve seen in a modern era.

Dear Jefferson Beuragard Sessions III- if you want to understand what’s so wrong with what you did, just think about how you would feel if Hillary Clinton did it.

Charge your phone you heathen!

You’re close:

Nope.

See my response to your subsequent post. I was neither picking a fight with you nor suggesting that what you said was untrue. It was their action I thought was strange, not your comment. Because Kansas did used to allow birth certificate changes — I wasn’t aware that, as the article you linked to states, the policy…

I wasn’t questioning your truthfulness, or picking a fight with you. I said it was “strange” in the sense of their refusal being strange, not your comment being untrue. Because people did used to be able to change their birth certificates in Kansas, back when I used to read a lot of articles on that subject. But…

And I’m telling you, as someone who lived in Kansas my entire life, that this information is incorrect. This is the problem, with people just constantly arguing with the actual realities in some states.

I kind of hope an intersex person takes them to court for it.

this. I really, really wish cis folx would stop suggesting that getting the BC changed is some kind of magic, simple process.

We often go through the dehumanizing ritual of going to the DMV, being misgendered as we slog through the list of employees just to renew our IDs and Driver’s Licenses. When I lived in…