did you see who we made president or

Mao is my cat’s favorite historical figure. She shouts out his name around dinnertime, especially.

he said, “You should be thankful for having a man like me who accepts you.”

This is why I could never date a chaser, despite craving the physical intimacy that has eluded me since I transitioned almost 10 years ago. You’re looking for love, and all they want you for is a cheap thrill, something as easily discarded as the browser window on their favorite shemale porn site.

What EPA?

It is the greatest healthcare plan of 2017. In the same way my only sister is my favorite sister.

But but......Paleo

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

Welcome to how all insurance works?

That is how insurance has always worked.

Sorry (not sorry) for going cliché on you, but if the foo shits...

Haven’t gotten your sandwich today, have ya?

If the strike accomplished nothing else, it ruined Josh’s day. That’s enough for me.

Lol similar sentiment to “if you want to protest, you damn better not impede my commute to work/disrupt any of the natural order of our society”.

It’s “colleague.” Maybe you should have asked a woman for the correct spelling.

Hey Josh, please go fuck yourself.

I honestly don’t understand why the dems have let up on this. I know there are plenty of targets in Trump’s administration, but Sessions is fucking awful, and he committed PERJURY in his confirmation hearing. If we can’t make that stick, then why bother with the pretense that we live in a democracy? If the people in…

Jeff Sessions: “I did nothing wrong”

Charge your phone you heathen!

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