Since “Being There” has become fact, rather than fiction, Jez should stop using pictures of this fucking guy and post photos of Chauncey Gardener instead.Seems more on the nose, no?

Right, so...do you remember how you wrote an article....

And if he had bothered to read the LAWFARE article, he would find this:

He’s kinda like this:

. . . the President said “The wall is getting designed right now. A lot of people say, oh, oh, Trump was only kidding with the wall. I wasn’t kidding. I don’t kid. I don’t kid.”

Pretty sure they’d like to remove all the n’s too...

Really, be careful what you wish for. The risk of seeing his shrunken cheese doodle is too great. Some fates are worse than death.

It’s Trump followers demanding they get ride of all the ethics, starting with the Muslims and the Mexicans.

Nope. It’s because a.) somebody has to petition for you (a US Citizen child over age 21, US citizen or green card holder spouse, or US citizen parent) and b.) if you have an order of deportation she would still have had to go back to Mexico to attend a visa interview and await an approved I-601 and I-212 before coming…

Was it Vogon poetry? I hear tell that stuff is deadly.

I’m taking a hard stanza against these kinds of puns.

Sonnet a bitch

So it seems they seized the poetry books without rhyme or reason....

I remember this.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Full disclosure: my mother is going through this. When I hear Trump speak, all I can hear is the same paranoia and misunderstanding of facts combined with the repeating of words and phrases over and over.

Yes! The real story is that the woman played by Taraji says she simply refused to use the colored bathrooms. She defied the rules and always used the white bathrooms. How powerful would it have been to see her make that decision? To see a surprised white woman checking her hair in the mirror or something? They…

*Hidden Figures Spoilers*

I’ve heard drunk guys* slurring to an annoyed woman at a bar make more sense, indeed a more compelling argument than this.