Clinton: Hi, I’m Bill Clinton.
Bone: Ken Bone.
Clinton: I sure can!

Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:

Ash-

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

I was trying to say “That’s not how it was for me”

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and feelings.

Cool, and good for him, I’m sure he’ll knock it out of the park. Jeffrey Tambor is right about plenty of transgender actors out there with the chops to pull off roles.

Everyone see this new top-notch Hilary ad?!

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

Now you’re making me want to see SNL bring back Pat for an NC bathroom skit!

Mmmmm, sperm doner.

Best tribute..

Suddenly, my favorite picture is relevant again.

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I totally hear where you're coming from. You hear this blanket statement about men and rape culture, and then you think "well I'm a man and that's nowhere near my experience." and you resent it. It's the same way I feel when people say things about "humorless feminists" or when people go on about women being gold…