Now you’re making me want to see SNL bring back Pat for an NC bathroom skit!

Mmmmm, sperm doner.

As a transwoman who wishes this was a possibility, I hope you can find a way.

Good idea! Though this must already be a thing. The article says most of the uterus donations were from living donors. Just figure out where to sign up maybe?

Best tribute..

You’re my kind of people, transguy.

Suddenly, my favorite picture is relevant again.

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

No, I heard it’s a dump.

Oh hello 1996.

Margaret Atwood tweeted at me once and I about shat myself.*

* By “shat,” I mean that I told everyone about it. “Who is Margaret Atwood?” asked my brother. “What is Twitter?” asked my dad. “Who are you?” asked the cheesemonger at Whole Foods who was showing me where the gouda was.

That’s a great question!

He burnt his mouth on the coffee because he drank it “before it was cool”.

Christ, what an asshole.

"But George, I thought you didn't care about black people?"

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

I totally hear where you're coming from. You hear this blanket statement about men and rape culture, and then you think "well I'm a man and that's nowhere near my experience." and you resent it. It's the same way I feel when people say things about "humorless feminists" or when people go on about women being gold…