“First of all, let me say I knew dabbing when it was in high school, when it was in college, I know dabbing’s parents, and we text regularly.”

Motherfuckers fired Dennis from The Vane.

Well, Ronda got kicked in the neck hard enough to knock her out. I am the casuals of UFC-watchers, but wouldn’t a trip to the hospital be par for the course when you get beat bloody then knocked out like that?

Hello everyone! Happy Saturday from Izzy and her new sweater! She is OBSESSED with it!

Might be the wine.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go rewrite the lyrics of “SexyBack” and call it “AntiVaxx.”

I believe the NFL was legally restricted from providing the photos to individual teams. When you have the protection of journalism to shield you, no big deal. When you’re a multibillion dollar corporation, you follow those rules to the t.

I think he hurt his back last year carrying Love all season.

This lube shaming needs to end.

And weed makes you sooo horny. Also sometimes I want a quickie then my vagina will lazily lubricate itself after I’m done.

“It’s the biggest scandal the royals could ever face.”

Doesn't make it ok

So...I’m terrified of losing Obamacare and PP. Like, I’ll have no health resources. No basic wellness exams and no affordable psychiatric meds. Shit is gonna get real scary real fast for the majority of us. And they just...don’t care. Right? They legitimately don’t give a shit.

Imagine having to listen to these two every week. —A Miami alum

I would’ve thought similarly, except what I’m seeing from two of my best friends who were recently engaged is that the difference between how people treat the fiance and how they treat the girlfriend can be enormous. No, the legal rights don’t change, but it’s very plausible that some people would act as though the…

Uh. I can assure you that being someone’s fiancé doesn’t grant you the ability to make medical decisions for the person. Fuck, I couldn’t even get Comcast to talk to me when my husband and I were engaged. You have no legal rights as a “fiancé"

Because it reads to me like deception was part of their business model from the very beginning. The 3rd party auditors are being hired to tell them something they already know.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Kanye is responsible for what, a quarter of all roses used by the flower industry per year? A third? Half?