Dude, a few days before I realized I was pregnant I got suuuuuuper hammered. I mean blackout level hammered.

I partied it up on Saturday and popped a positive on Wednesday. That hangover was pretty gnarly. I was a bigger grouch than I’ve ever been in my life after a night of drinking. I should have known. :)

His own brother makes Mexican food that looks fantastic. We’ll start there, if I can mooch some too.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

They are frightening.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

I am very confused by this decision. It’s a gossip mag move, not a press release move. She should have gone with something sad, like a muted picture of some gray rocks, or her eyeliner habits.

Didn’t Irina Shayk also date Cristiano Ronaldo (who I personally suspect is also in the closet)?

I remember those Alias rumors and I like to believe they’re true because

Oh man, I forgot that he directed The Serpent and the Rainbow, a picture that really fucked with my sleep circa 1989.

For some reason, flats are torture on my feet. I have high arches and I’m in between sizes, so flats either slip off my heels or crush my toes... or, inexplicably, both. So I was devastated to learn that I needed a pair of nude flats to wear with a bridesmaid’s dress this summer.

For some reason, flats are torture on my feet. I have high arches and I’m in between sizes, so flats either slip off…

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

Same here, Evan Peters does nothing for me, but Tate, if I were twenty years younger... humina humina.

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

“Outside of RG3, no QB wastes more energy honing his brand image than Cam Newton.”

That's actually his O-face.

I actually saw him when he was in High School. I don’t think I had ever met anyone that tall (7ft).

how is that even possible?

Shaun Livingston came back, so anything is possible. And he’s not unreasonably tall relative to his frame, which seems to at least to have contributed to injuries like Jonathon Bender’s. But, he’s starting to look a bit like Allan Houston.

Wade’s knee problems started at Marquette and he’s lasted longer at an elite level than most of his contemporaries, albeit with added rest during the season. He started as a far superior defensive player to Irving, but Irving will be lucky to make it to 33 with the possibility of a max contract.