i won’t be able to watch this movie because actresses are false idols.

I almost didn’t recognize Sharon Osborne. Her forehead is like an ice floe and she has a serious case of pillow lips.

The picture of Sharon Osborne and Wynonna Judd is... hm... how should I put it. Forget it, why do I care.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

Honk.

My dog wasn’t a part of our ceremony but came to the reception! He wore a little doggie tuxedo that matched what my husband wore.

We didn’t have our dog when we got married, and my cat was quite firm in her view that marriage was an ‘outdated, patriarchal concept designed to keep women subservient’, and although she supported my freedom to choose , she simply could not bring herself to be involved.

Here’s Brutus, both in our Save the Date and as our ring bearer

Our Golden, Duke, was our ring bearer! He had a special bow tie collar made out of the same material as my husband’s tie and carried the ring in a little pouch attached to the collar. He ran down the aisle before my dad and I walked and then sat nicely through the ceremony. He was so good and then perfect during the…

Not getting married anytime soon, but how could I NOT include my dog when he looks this fabulous dressed up? Plus, he’s fat.

Oh girl, do I ever ....

The only little male in my family couldn’t make it to be the ring boy so I replaced him with my elderly looking angry little dog Baxter. It was a back yard wedding so it wasn’t like a dog would be out of place. Baxter hated his adorable sweater and walked down the pathway with a bridesmaid who is looking down at him…

We did! Our dog was our ringbearer! He was my first dog, and pretty much my first baby. I couldn’t imagine having my wedding without him, and because we had an outdoor, morning/ early afternoon (short) ceremony and luncheon I felt the conditions were suitable for letting him be part of the action. I had the florist…

Ok, this is totally not wedding related, but I feel like you’ll be a sympathetic audience. I just found out today that my parent’s might have to put our dog down. He’s a sweet, old yellow lab with a collapsed trachea. My poor dog is sick and struggling to breath, we’re all obviously super sad, and my dad is an…

Oh yes, he was the best man. Wore a bow tie and barked through the whole ceremony at us.

It wasn’t a church wedding. But I probably don’t need to mention that.

I’ve never been married, but I went to this dude’s and he didn’t seem overly thrilled.

I’m getting married THIS SATURDAY (which begs the question: why on earth am I on Jezebel with about a thousand last minute things to do? but I digress) and both of our dogs are in the ceremony. My dog is wearing a big bow and her dog is wearing a polka dotted bowtie which matches the other bowtie wearing members of…

This morning I was like, “You know ... I have other topics I need to take on for PTQ but this week I just really feel like doing something for me.” #doggie #doggie #doggie