Goodell hates liars

He must really hate himself.

Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.

That play was peak Austin Rivers. We are never going to get more Austin Rivers than that moment, ladies and gentlemen.

Austin Rivers is a national treasure. Let’s put him in every playoff series.

Everything Janelle Monáe wears is so effortlessly super-cute, nay, perfect. I feel so much love.

A-MEN

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

Anyone else read Sofia’s quotes in her voice?

Thank you! I literally screamed, “Oh my God!” when I saw that and hoped, prayed I wasn’t the only one. Thank you for making me feel sane and non-perverted

fabulous

whaaaaaat a cunty lady re: that cunty lady.

Oh hey, remember when Dave Grohl hadn’t written the same three songs 20 times each?

oklahoma only cares about saving the fetuses, not educating them when they come out.

The Wiz/Hawks/Bulls would all get swept by whoever comes out of the West.

It’s the East. They were all tanking. Hell, the CAVS learned how to tank and make it an art form while LeBron was gone, which gave them endless an supplies of first round picks (though trading Andrew is biting them in the ass pretty hard by now).

Really? Because she looks fucking glorious right now

OMG, I need to know whether “winning the breakup” is a thing because I’m having a breakup and I really think I’m winning but if it isn’t a thing, I probably should calm down about it.

This is what winning the breakup looks like.