I don’t think I’d want to be around my wife if she found out that she was going to have to give birth again in a few weeks.
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How can one not like this?! How can one not enjoy this ridiculousness and silliness?! Stars, they’re just like us.
It’s deferred. It’d be top-10 protected next season too, and unprotected the year after that. So it’s a bit of a crapshoot—who knows where the Heat will finish in two years?—but an 11th pick in this year’s draft is pretty strong.
From one insomniac to another... happy to help :)
Or are lazy.
You’d be surprised re: how fun it is to hate watch this show when you’re drunk at 3 AM and the only other things on TV are infomercials.
my life motto
SAY YES TO DRUGS AND PIZZA
Gladiator sandals are my special pet peeve. First, ugly. Really really ugly. Next, sandals at a music festival? Nasty. Third, what's the point in sandals that restrict any part of your legs? Fourth, they make everyone look short and fat. Everyone.
Dr. Jill Stein http://www.jill2016.com She’s a badass. I voted for her in 2012 and will do so again.
They could be calling a grass growing tournament and I would watch the shit out of it.
Can we start a movement to get Jeff Van Gundy and Bill Walton on the same broadcast team for at least one night?
Little known fact: they're not brothers. They're a husband and wife.
The Van Gundys are so awesome. I want to see them and the brothers Ryan in some sort of zany comedy.
The bikini thing! Why the fuck didn’t I spend more of my teenage life in a bikini?! After three kids, that ship has looonng sailed.
“If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.”
The most impressive thing was Drew’s self-restraint with us.
First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television