Complete conjecture, but:

BURN THAT GIF!

I personally think Roseman got a promotion to save face, because it doesn't seem like he has any new responsibilities. Oh well!

You joke, but isn't that more or less what he did to Terrelle Pryor a few years back?

Watching the Seminoles fuck up so badly, it was like they were making up for all the times they should have fucked up in all the comeback wins they had this season but didn't. I've never seen a team quite lose all motor function and poise the way Florida St. did tonight, and it was GLORIOUS.

Today, America is a Duck fan.

To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Here you go....

is it actually a spelling error if LeBron thinks it should be spelled that way?

Report: Rex Ryan Has Already Cleared Out His Office

Who foots the moving bill?

Coyne's cock would be better off lodged in the still-hot tailpipe of a hybrid Ferrari than Miley's temple of doom.

Granny Reject always used to say "the junk wants what it wants."

you really might want to go buy a hybrid Ferrari* instead

A Tesla?

Now if only Tim would break up with Johnny Depp, maybe he could be relevant again.

This sounded sooooooo good in your head.

That...that's the point I'm making!

I think the difference is 1. The black panels on the sides create a narrower look, and 2. This dress actually fits her.

I think he would have been 20, but I feel like I'm missing a joke.