Let’s get Skip high and get him to eat some real food.

Wife?? He and Geraldine got married? I thought she was his fiancé in the 2013 profile.

I’m with you. Just ... whoa.

I would in a million years rather hear Lynch say “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” than listen to Wilson say “through the grace of Jesus we’re here, so as a team we can work together and leave it all out there on the field, every game”.

Wait, that’s not black Sharpie?

Wedding photo as a part of the divorce announcement. Weird, passive aggressive, or just a good picture she wants to re-use because dammit, they paid for those wedding pictures and want to get their money’s worth!

Surrogacy? Not a waitress in Vegas that he banged, who contacted him months later through his management, who fully believed her over the phone, paid for her time & medical bills and said waitress has since disappeared into the same place as Dean McDermott’s “mistress”?

Could it be any more embarrassing than what Trump is doing? Maybe Kris Jenner could be his running mate.

You always know where to find him!

I’m going to say it: I don’t find Evan Peters attractive.

You actually made me LOL on a shitty morning, not sure you meant to do that, but thanks.

I luv you. My sister is a Cavs fan (I’m a Heat fan, it was a rough few years) and all I’ve heard about is Kyrie fucking Irving.

Agreed. DWade has been fighting this battle for years and takes exquisite care of himself. Kyrie better learn to do the same.

I think Kyrie is as frail as Dwyane Wade. I know, Cap’n Obvious here. Nonetheless with the East as weak as it is, its in Kyrie’s best interests to come back in January. There’s still plenty of season for him to get into game shape and work out the funk.

This makes me so sad.

Happy smiley baby! Congratulations!

Thank you. I volunteer at a shelter and the number of “terriers” (as we have to call pitties) that just sit is heartbreaking, including my personal favorite, Red. She’s a beauty with a terrific sense of humor. :-)

Why does the dog with Heigl have to be referred to as a pit bull? Isn’t it just a dog? If it were a Golden Retriever, would the media say “here she is petting a fan’s golden retriever”?

I saw Yelawolf on Highly Questionable one afternoon and it was an utter train wreck. I’ve never heard his music, but he himself is a mess. Really, just awful. The biggest surprise out of that post is how many words are spelled correctly.

So Sark’s fall guy was prescription medication?