jazmoonie
jazmoonie
jazmoonie

I can’t watch, but I can relate this story: At a U2 concert (Zoo TV era) I was up in the nose bleed section. As often happens at a show, people were rearranging themselves. I was at the end of our group, closer to the aisle. I noticed a guy standing next to me I didn’t know. I thensee him puking over the row, not onto

Is the Minnesota decision appealable?

Slow golf clap for your paragraphs on Jay Cutler.
Goddam masterpiece, sir.

Beagle or basset? Dem eyes!

Literally this year, and I just turned 53 earlier this month. I’m a strawberry blonde and am so hopeful that I’m just going grey/white gracefully.

Go to someone good so it always looks like an albatross. Be prepared to have it touched up every few years. Enjoy.

Get a good soap to start that doesn’t dry you out. Lots of dermatologists recommend washing your face with just water. I could never do that because, WTF.

You would not pull out your feet in any other social situation. Sitting at a dinner table, you wouldn’t take your shoes off and start rubbing/scratching/grooming them, right? So why in an airplane where you are literally sitting inches away from other people? Please, don’t whip out your feet in an airplane.

Got it! Thank you, this has been frustrating.

My husband’s ex wife only uses cheap toilet paper. I don’t. When the kids come over, they literally clog the toilet because they are used to using wads of toilet paper. So I’ve had to buy them one-ply and my husband and I use the good stuff.

This is bullshit. Junior Seau worked his entire adult life - and gave his life - for the NFL. I hope the other inductees as well as the owners of the Dolphins and Chargers and Patriots make a stand of some sort here.

You made me look it up and whoa, yes she does. I didn’t know and am happy to be informed!

I feel your dating pain. Worst date I ever had was about 20+ years ago, a “rocket scientist” (seriously, he was an engineer and introduced himself that way) who brought his 4 yro. The little boy peed his pants and the father spanked him in the middle of the restaurant. There was no 2nd date.

Every generation thinks they invented sex and are grossed out to find that the generations before them are still doing it. I can guarantee you it freaked me out to walk in on my dad & stepmom when I was 14 and they were in their late 40’s/early 50’s. I can guarantee you our 16 yro was freaked out last week when he

Jesus, I hadn’t noticed until you said something. Those things are ... startling. I’m pretty sure they are also murder weapons.

Maybe the short haircut was a wig?

TMZ is reporting that he had credible evidence she was cheating on him, and he’s very upset.

Don’t try to sell me on this lumbering turnover machine before I’ve seen his fat ass play a single down.

I wish I could give Artie all the stars!

Is that an underbite? Underbites makes cute shaggy funky dogs even cuter!!!!! OMG that face!!!!