I have a confession. I went to the Foreigner/Kid Rock concert.

He’s adorable. This is my shaggy funky dog and she is adorable too.

I have dachshunds and to keep their backs healthy they do have to stay at a decent weight.

I have not read this article, I cannot read this article, I haven’t even read the comments so this may be highly repetitive but .... every time I see that headline my skin begins to itch and crawl so ... ACK!

I just turned 53 on Sunday, but Jumping Jesus with a bottle full of sunshine, that Liam Hemsworth! I know he’s 8 years younger than my own child, but ... I would. I would throw that young man down and ... well, I think everyone gets it.

No thank you. I’ll stick with Beaches and Steel Magnolias when I need to cry, thankyouverymuch.

My first sports crush. I’d still do him before any of these pretty youngsters. I mean, Chandler Parsons? He looks like the really young guidance counselor all the juniors have a crush on.

YES! You were spot-on.

That’s exhausting!

Honestly, I thought it was stuff like this dribbling out of Wilson’s mouth that Bomani was calling stupid: “For me, I knew that God had brought me in her life to bless her and for her to bless me,” he said. “We’re not going to be perfect, by any means. But he’s anointed both of us and he’s calling for us to do…

Is Bill Maher suggesting a vaccine for migraines? Because I would be all over that shit.

Wait wait wait, anyone else see the pix of Minka Kelly & Sean Penn? Maybe this is why Theron ghosted him?

I was bullied into taking my first husband’s name. I shed that thing very quickly after my divorce and went to talk to my 3 year old daughter. I told her I had changed my name back to the name I had before I married her daddy, and did she find this confusing.

I am the worst singer in the world. When I sing children lullabies, they go to sleep out of self-defense.

That straw men’s fedora also comes kid-sized, which I bought for my grandson and is adorable.

Sigh. Any videos of Chris Pratt and puppies? That will do me in for good.

You know that thing where people tell girls “oh, you’ll marry someone just like your dad”

Looks like a younger, thinner Chris Klein and well ...

Anybody think Madonna was sexy in that video? Curious more than snarky. OK, some snarky, but I’m really really tired.

My question exactly. No dry sockets here, but no hospital either. A couple of days of Percocet. Wonder if celebs get morphine drips for wisdom teeth if they get hospitals? Morphine all around, folks!!!