Kim was so cute. I bet she’s spent more on her face than we did on our house.

Jesus Hopping Christ in a hand basket is the last one Kim Kardashian & Kanye West????

Bob Saget tried to pick up my daughter in a bar in SoFla. He hit on her and she said the apparently magical words “but you’re Danny Tanner” which sets him off on a tirade while she laughed and walked away. Ironically, her friend who told me the story was mortified “I think she really upset him”.

Exactly.

However, it is true that Best Buy’s passive aggressive approach to customer service made my normally even-tempered husband stand in the middle of the store and scream “DON’T TRUST THE MEN IN BLUE”

Biggest mistake ever Court? Really? THE biggest mistake. That’s the one?

My husband’s ex-wife pretends I don’t exist to the point where she has to do some amazing mental and physical gymnastics to avoid/ignore me. Five years later, it bugs the kids so much that my husband had to tell her we can’t include her in birthday parties and other special events we throw for the kids. So at the last…

When my husband told his first wife (divorced about 3 years at that point) that we were engaged she said to his face: “I know the polite thing to do is to say I’m happy for you, but I’m not, so I don’t see the point in pretending to be. Just make sure the wedding is on your weekend with the kids because I’m not…

The NBA has a concussion protocol? Suuuuuure they do.

I would rather sit next to a child than a person who brings anything with raw onions on a plane. Or a guy trying to cop a feel when he *adjusts* his seatbelt.

I always thought he looks like the “lifer Irish Cop*” who gets killed in the beginning of a police movie and his partner and other cops get together at his funeral and say “I don’t want to be a lifer Irish Cop like Kelly. I don’t want to die broke and alone. Let’s all become dirty cops”

Its so big because that dress! You look beautiful.

Well now I feel stupid. Sorry?

Did it stick? Theirs, I mean.

Cold water & Nellie’s laundry powder & hydrogen peroxide cleaner. Works fine, even with two teenaged boys.

Looks like everyone had fun getting dressed up and going to the wedding.

But wait! Its OK! She only lets him do her outfit OR her hair & makeup. Not both.

I’m a Miami Heat fan and thought I noticed a difference beginning last season (2013-14). A lot of mileage on his body.

It looks like he’s trying to avoid her dress which I find adorable. He seems nervous of ripping or touching his wife’s wedding dress.

I’m really hopeful for the Tyrion/Dany storyline. Maybe that’s why it fell flat for me, I’m expecting a lot from these characters!