@RawheaD: Your answer, on the other hand, conveyed NO information.

@NuevoLeon: You win 1000 Internets!

@8oardR1der: Subjective opinion of humans =/= science.

@HAL9000: Uh, he's the one with the star.

Correction: It's just a phone — that only makes video calls. On a Wifi connection! Magical!

@RokThat: That is 100% true, and the only way Apple will even CONSIDER addressing the issue qppropriately. Unfortunately, some people's entire IDENTITY is wrapped up in the superiority of their "just a phone." How can you return *yourself* as defective?

@Jimmy From The Block: You're just splitting hairs. If software avoids and/or works around a hardware issue, it's not an issue anymore is it? I mean that may offend our engineering sensibilities, but it doesn't make it not so.

@pixelpushing: what boggles my kind

@Jimmy From The Block: The latest update for the evo fixed the grounded screen issue. So it's not impossible.

@Monty: Because they are some "magical" company with no shareholders? Grow up.

@OreoExplosion: fallarious! +1 internets!

@Dan Mccarthy: it's AMAZING how much easier it is to root a year-old device than a device only barely in developers' hands a month. /sarcasm

@archercc: Yeah, I have the family plan, and there's no WAY we're going to get through 1500 minutes, it's a complete joke.

@MikeTV: Actually, I was thinking of my project manager, not children, but tomayto, tomahto.

@MikeTV: Or you could care that people don't misinterpret your emails. Like an adult.

@saxgod: Seriously. Swype.

@saxgod: One word: Swype.

@archercc: SERO plans do not qualify for EVO. I checked.

@Radian: unrevoked is the source of peoples' phones bricking on the update. Apparently it's no longer working after the update, although doubtless it will be back.

@mxmarks: The update was pulled back because it bricked phones if you installed it twice.