Here’s a fun fact: Squeezing your legs together like a vice is uncomfortable for women too. And yet we manage to do it.

The Fraser films are gold and any attempt to outdo them was clearly going to fail. Even the much-maligned third film (which I personally think is still rather good) is miles better than anything cookie-cutter Cruise film.

Oh come on! First we tell Pluto “You’re not a Planet! Deal with it!” Then we do a slow driveby to check on it and are all like “hey, how’s it been? You know I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately.” So we start flirting with pluto again texting emojis of eggplant and such but now that we’re going through some shit…

Literally crying! Your food is stupid, your ideas are dumb, you are fat, your wife hates you, your country hates you, your dad didn’t love you and you are a fucking Russian puppet.

He’s trying to gaslight the fuck out of her and her mom both - but he’s also torquing her arm hard. By making her relive the traumatic experience, twisted to sound like she wanted what he did to her, he’s saying look what I’ll do to you if you don’t stay quiet - even your mother will doubt you - this is just a taste…

Even I know that is too direct to be shade. Beautifully done though.

President of the Electoral College of the United States.

That video is my everything right now. So many burns! It’s tough to choose the best one. I’m going to watch it every day.

It’s funny - these movies are the one example I can think of where I’m completely fine with the movie being nothing like the book. The character names are the same and that’s it. Have you read the books? They were perfect for me in middle school (I should go back and read them - I wonder if they’re anything like how…

Good lord, that’s the English/Writing professor you have at college who you have ZERO regrets fucking during office hours (because he’s single and he legit graded you fairly, so there was no conflict of interest) and who introduced you to the world of high-end picnics and wine in the park while he leaned over you laid…

Honestly, Pratt lame ass shouldn’t on the list. He’s not attractive, says stupid shit, abuses animals who I suspect is pretty right-wing but hides it for PR purposes and keep Marvel off his ass.

I adore Chris Hemsworth, but I just don’t find him that attractive with the scruff and long hair. However, shorter hair with scruff? (as seen in the Thor: Ragnarok trailer) Damn son.

He does sometimes.

He’s the best Chris! Have you seen the graying stubble? It’s delicious looking.

you are wrong and you should feel bad. Chris Pine is perfect, followed closely by Hemsworth. Then Evans.

Also Snowpiercer is a weirdo movie but Chris Evans is sooooo good in it.  

white people and their names...dont even get me started.

Yeah, I love Andy Dwyer ... but, now Chris Pratt just seems like a pratt.

FINALLY. Some of us have had this opinion since Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

Listen, we can’t agree on the best Chris. Let’s focus on the fact that we can agree on the worst Chris.