I totally do it to pacis. I *do* wipe them off on my probably dirty pants first, however. I wouldn’t do it to a strangers anything, but my own kid? Meh. Germs make you strong. I hate the Lysol hysteria these days. All it’s doing is creating super germs.

I have been a nanny for 12 years. I have nine nieces and nephews. If you’re around a baby for ten minutes and the grossest thing that ends up in your mouth is a binky, it’s a good day.

My lovely brother in law recommended I see Frozen (Not THAT Frozen) before a big ski trip. He is a dick sometimes.

where is the naked in the hallway story with the generous asian man?

Same!

Unpopular Opinion: he’s cute but not that cute.

Imagine being the artist asked to collaborate with a hologram. Ugh.

It’s Texas, so the law says that’s a baby in there, doesn’t this video make the cop guilty of child abuse?

My father was an officer for 30+ years and he said, in all that time, it maybe happened a dozen times. So less than once a year. he’s also only fired his weapon not even half a dozen times, only one resulted in a death (the man that died was going to stab his daughter so I’m not shedding any tears). But my dad said…

I’ve seen a lot of criticism here and elsewhere about how he’s not doing enough, this is just talk, etc, but two not-very-well-thought-out things as I take a break from working on a project:

I will never understand how so many people can view the most progressive president on LGBT rights in American history (likely not to be bested in the near future) and one of the most powerful advocates in the world and just shrug.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Realizing that blew my mind at the time.

I’m still working my way through Parks & Rec, so finding out Poehler is dating Nick Kroll*, who’s so good as that horrible morning zoo DJ on it, is cracking me up.

Our honeymoon was wonderful until our last night. It began as a lovely evening, we ate delicious food, drank entirely too many cocktails and retired to our hotel room around 2 am for some sexy time. We both passed out and the next thing I remember is being in an elevator on the fourth floor with the doors open. Our…

EXCUSE ME. Jessica Walter voices Malory Archer on Archer. THAT IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING GOING ON.

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

This was one of the best season finales ever. I was on the edge of my seat. I was so happy to see Morgan back! At first when he started fighting those guys I thought he was blind. I thought for sure Daryl or Glenn were going to die. I totally want Rick and Michonne together.