It’s true. Not all of us are great but seriously don’t piss us off. We’ll invite you to a picnic and make sure to sit you down next to our local fire ant beds.

my thoughts exactly

He definitely only tried once and yes he had wet clothes but Rose had a freaking dress on and she got on the boat. Also yeah use dead bodies or something I dont know, ANYTHING

I’m with you I mean I un-ironically will watch that movie whenever it’s on TV.

He is kind of an idiot but I thought his whole thing was he was a scrappy young dude with a thirst to live

I mean, James Cameron’s logic doesn’t sound half wrong either. I wouldn’t have bought Jack suddenly figuring out all he has to do is tie the life jackets to the bottom of the door. We saw how long it took him to get a set of keys and unlock a door underwater, let’s be real he wouldn’t be able to do the life jacket…

I was just reading about a guy in Kanagawa who had 9 bodies hidden away in his apartment. At least she didn’t hang on to the bodies I suppose.

Oh man I’ve had the shadowy figures and the creepy breathing in the ear, lemme tell you not worth the fright. I remember one time sort of like an out of body experience I see this dark shadow coming down the hallway and through my bedroom door. Then I hear this heavy breathing in my ear, I can’t look over to see if he…

Yes! I mean how creative is it to use a white backdrop and then just flash the shit out of the person in frame? Seriously? SERIOUSLY???

Thank you! You’ve expressed the same rage I have been carrying over this guy and I really am so glad it’s not just me. I’m not a professional photographer but it is something I do as a hobby. As a woman and as someone who enjoys photography as an art form, this motherfucker is the lowest piece of trash and has ZERO…

I think you are absolutely right.

I think it’s a natural reaction for the brain to calculate and re-work details so they fit more comfortably with a narrative we are familiar with. Even outside of cases like sexual harassment/abuse, I feel like this happens when we watch terrible stories on the news or even…

She had the best DJ voice EVER. Poor Selma Blair had no chance going up against Ms. Barbeau.

Yes! You are absolutely right, no one in that movie acts like an idiot. Even the stoner isn’t all that useless just slightly amusing.

I caught the original on TV once but I never got to finish it. I did enjoy catching the similarities and the overall vibe.

Ugh, talking about The Thing like this, it just makes me sad…

Right? I love the idea of her just chilling in that light house by herself, what a baller.

Absolutely. It’s honestly terrible how all that great work is being left behind in favor of CGI. The doctor doing the autopsy on the dogs, I mean damn, if that was CGI it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as visceral.

Any list of horror movies that doesn’t include at least one John Carpenter film is a sad list :(

So I’ll put my top two.

The Thing, obviously. Great music, classic Kurt Russell floppy hair, and some of the best creature work ever.

The Fog. The premise sounds silly I know but my gawwwwwwd that last scene! <3 <3 <3 Plus…

I would agree. I loved Green Room too but yeah strictly speaking I don’t think it’s horror.

Just out of curiosity, what are a few of your favorite horror movies?

You, my friend, have great taste. I’m so glad there are others out there.

And Gerald’s Game, wow I have to say I was pleasantly surprised! The moon man freaked the shit out of me AND both lead actors freaking nailed their performances. It would not have been anywhere near as good if it wasn’t for them.

Best comment I’ve seen so far in either article.

The freakiest part of The Shining was Dick Hallorann’s character and the affected way King wrote chapters featuring him.

I’m gonna keep watching cause, y’know, Rami = <3, but after season 3 eh........ Not so sure I care anymore where this is going. Mostly just wanna stare at all the gorgeous people who are in this show and enjoy whatever pop culture mashup they go for this season.