jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

I almost always got Slytherin with sorting hat quizzes but I just took the time magazine one and it put me in Gryffindor.

I would have accepted this as well, had Rowling gone this route. The more I think about it the more it makes sense, actually.

100% agree. Hermione’s relationship with Ron is not healthy. It’s a comfortable one they both have relaxed into but it does not allow them to grow in any way.

The Slytherin parents maybe don’t deserve a redemption arc the Slytherin house, or the people put into it, deserved way more nuance than what Rowlings gave it.

I mean if you want me to believe that one of the biggest heroes can come out of what was portrayed as a completely evil house, you gotta show me some glimmer

I dunno but it does kinda make me wanna rage a la Rick and Summer

Man, the day I learned this was true and then thought back to all those moments in which my butthole was on display......

Aww thanks! I didn’t mean to go into such detail either, woops. I think it’s probably cause I always worry riding the trains about whether or not I’m taking up too much space. So it’s definitely something I’ve thought about a lot.

I’m the same about reminding myself to not sweat the small stuff as much. Sometimes

I think part of it is cause people are confusing not manspreading to absolutely clenching your thighs together with zero space in between whatsoever. It doesn’t have to be quite that bad (unless you are in rush hour in Tokyo for example). So I have less sympathy with that cause damn surely you can manage to sit like

It’s absolute bullshit. I mean look at Tokyo, those trains are packed like sardine cans and I guarantee everyone on there has their knees together. If it was painful for guys to keep their legs closed, how do they sit in chairs with armrests? How do they sit comfortable in theaters? How do they sit comfortably in

SAME! And cancelling after we all just binged Season 2, leaving us the way it left us, CRUEL BASTARDS!

That was actually terrifying to watch. Like I wanted to tell her to run, get away from that man. Oh my god....that was not playful at all that was downright insidious.

If Cosby weren’t so old with most of his career behind him I’d feel better about that outcome.

Cynical part of me is leaning towards him being acquitted but I’m taking solace that at least the twilight of his life is reserved for having to face up to all his actions. Hopefully he gets less sleep because of it, if

He had no chill. He went all in.

“That would be like marrying a model who won’t even sleep in the same city as you.” OOOOUUUUUUCH.

“Just eat a fuckin taco!”

Just a heads up, it’s Vicente and not Vincente.

My brother and him share the same name! :D Also, that video is fucking awesome. I died when he pulled out the ladder.

Oh well I wouldn’t mind doing something about that ;)

You speak truth. Evans, still not my favorite Chris (sorry it’s Pine) BUT he gained my respect and seal of approval cause wooooh boy he slammed that performance out of the ball park. Never in a million years did I think Captain could pull off Snowpiercer.

Oooooh look how thick that book is mmmmm.......aint nothing more attractive than a smart, sexy man with a thick book.