They’re so good! It’s so much better than standing on hard tiles.

Damn I just got all excited and told my mom but she cut me off saying she already got some from Costco!

There goes my hero moment.

Ooooh good looking out! I should’ve known, BBB is like Mary Poppin’s bag, they have everything and stuff you’ve never even seen before.

Yeah you’re definitely right. The way they make sure in all the photos whether it’s a bag or a shopping cart you see the name, People definitely got a big fat paycheck for that one.

And the 100 yen store, surprisingly reliable.

If I had McCarthy money I’d def be going with the WS option. They have this gel-mat cushion thing for your feet when you are standing at the sink washing dishes and OMG. It’s like standing on top of a tempur pedic mattress.

It’s also crazy expensive :( :(

That was just a list of celebrities going to Home Goods. Wtf, People magazine. If I wanted to flip through low-key subliminal messaging I’d....yeah ok I’d read a magazine, damn ya’ll got me.  

However, the separation between me and those fancy famous ppl remains a large gulf never to be bridged. I am dedicated to…

I couldn’t get the giant grin off my face the whole episode. Richonne is one of my favorite onscreen couples and watching them was really good inspiration for two characters I’m writing.

When he kinda copped a feel of her booty after she realizes he isn’t dead and the took down the zombies - ahhh!!! Talk about a…

Baaaaaaarf. Those guys never get how dumb they sound whining like that. Do they really think they are making convincing arguments? Puh-leaze, everyone gets you that’s why they bounce.

Woooooow what a douche. Always wanted to be with but couldn’t, huh? Damn, I dunno why it would be that particular sentiment but if someone cheated on me then said that I would full out rage on them.

She looks like a Dracula wife extra from Van Helsing in that top image.

Yup, had the same reaction to this trailer.

Admittedly Scott does these movies well (in a production value sense) but it’s like, c’mon we know you can do this. You know you can do this. And why do we know? Because you made TWO OTHER MOVIES with the same idea already.

Yikes who knew a cat with three legs could do such damage.

Coffee Creamer Farts - I’m dying!

He sounds like a menace but the stories you’ve produced are quality.

Adorable! I feel kinda bad I hijacked this and turned it into a thread about cats but not that bad cause he is cuuuuuute!

That middle photo though, what attitude! Even when he is asleep! He looks like he is dreaming up some evil plot to troll the household.

Aw damn, I was looking forward to getting a glimpse of this demon.

Yodeling, hmmm, sounds like my psycho kitty.

Oh, don’t worry, that still sounds like fun.

Ahhh!! I want to watch your cat watch big cat diaries!

......what has my life become.....

Meh ok so the only thing that bugs me about that Watson article and her wanting Gloria Steinem’s stamp of approval - just cause she get’s Steinem’s vote doesn’t mean it’s decided, doesn’t mean it’s Grade A USDA approved feminism.

It reminds me of that Jessa Crispin article, in that it presents this idea that there is…

I don’t know anything about this movie but I do know that it brought me the best lip color I’ve ever had from MAC.

So if the sequel brings another makeup collab, I’m down.