They’re so good! It’s so much better than standing on hard tiles.

Damn I just got all excited and told my mom but she cut me off saying she already got some from Costco!

There goes my hero moment.

Ooooh good looking out! I should’ve known, BBB is like Mary Poppin’s bag, they have everything and stuff you’ve never even seen before.

Yeah you’re definitely right. The way they make sure in all the photos whether it’s a bag or a shopping cart you see the name, People definitely got a big fat paycheck for that one.

And the 100 yen store, surprisingly reliable.

If I had McCarthy money I’d def be going with the WS option. They have this gel-mat cushion thing for your feet when you are standing at the sink washing dishes and OMG. It’s like standing on top of a tempur pedic mattress.

It’s also crazy expensive :( :(

That was just a list of celebrities going to Home Goods. Wtf, People magazine. If I wanted to flip through low-key subliminal messaging I’d....yeah ok I’d read a magazine, damn ya’ll got me.  

However, the separation between me and those fancy famous ppl remains a large gulf never to be bridged. I am dedicated to…

Baaaaaaarf. Those guys never get how dumb they sound whining like that. Do they really think they are making convincing arguments? Puh-leaze, everyone gets you that’s why they bounce.

Woooooow what a douche. Always wanted to be with but couldn’t, huh? Damn, I dunno why it would be that particular sentiment but if someone cheated on me then said that I would full out rage on them.

She looks like a Dracula wife extra from Van Helsing in that top image.

Yikes who knew a cat with three legs could do such damage.

Coffee Creamer Farts - I’m dying!

He sounds like a menace but the stories you’ve produced are quality.

Adorable! I feel kinda bad I hijacked this and turned it into a thread about cats but not that bad cause he is cuuuuuute!

That middle photo though, what attitude! Even when he is asleep! He looks like he is dreaming up some evil plot to troll the household.

Aw damn, I was looking forward to getting a glimpse of this demon.

Yodeling, hmmm, sounds like my psycho kitty.

Oh, don’t worry, that still sounds like fun.

Ahhh!! I want to watch your cat watch big cat diaries!

......what has my life become.....

Meh ok so the only thing that bugs me about that Watson article and her wanting Gloria Steinem’s stamp of approval - just cause she get’s Steinem’s vote doesn’t mean it’s decided, doesn’t mean it’s Grade A USDA approved feminism.

It reminds me of that Jessa Crispin article, in that it presents this idea that there is…

Damn I can’t wait to see this! It’s probably going to be a year until I do but ahhh I can’t wait!

Nah think I’ll just be a writer instead.

That is incredible.

I got my first tattoo in Japan by this guy who had done a lot of full back tattoos. And he told me how the hardest part was tattooing the inside of the butt cheeks. Their cheeks would be spread apart, he’d be hovering right over their anus basically and threatening them not to fart in his face.