Damn I can’t wait to see this! It’s probably going to be a year until I do but ahhh I can’t wait!

Nah think I’ll just be a writer instead.

That is incredible.

I got my first tattoo in Japan by this guy who had done a lot of full back tattoos. And he told me how the hardest part was tattooing the inside of the butt cheeks. Their cheeks would be spread apart, he’d be hovering right over their anus basically and threatening them not to fart in his face.

But also that is so cool though and now I wish I could see your tats!!

Ahhh this is my favorite comment ever. In my heart of hearts I would love to be a scientist but sadly I do not have the mind for it. Math is my greatest enemy. So instead I just translate my love for science into my writing.

Oooh that’s nice!

This one beautician used to let me practice freehand at her shop with some of the designs she had. It’s crazy how after a while you just start following the flow of the designs.

I really like hers in particular and I could see myself getting something similar. Or something like this:

Every time I see Rihanna I’m reminded of how I need so many more tattoos.

One day I, too, hope to lead a lifestyle that lets me get away with hand tattoos.

My mom immigrated at a young age and didn’t have much money before or after coming to the states. My dad was fairly middle class though he used to say his first apartment had no furniture and no heating.

By the time my brother and I came around as a family we were comfortably in the middle class area. I remember…

Learning that Anthony Bourdain smells delicious is going to get me through the day.

I think what kept me from getting into Beauty and the Beast was how rage-y he was. Even as a kid, when he started freaking out at Belle for finding the rose, I was just so over it.

That and his staff who were constantly just like oooooh no he’s not so bad! Go ahead Belle! Go be with the rage dude!*

*it’s been a…

lol for some reason this is my favorite comment on here right now. Just replace kids with Jezebel and voila!

If I got a whiff of brie as I’m pulling your pants off, I’m probably gonna recommend you see a doctor about that.

whaaaaaaaaaaat? I thought he just insinuated something, I didn’t realize they actually had an affair! Damn ok well....can’t say I blame Orlando then.

Good lord, Dev is a magnificent looking man.

Yeah I have a feeling you are right about how all this ends. I think I’ve had an inkling for a while that’s how it will go, I figured I would let that fuse burn until it finally blew.

The other super great advantage I have that he doesn’t though, should he ever try to get stalkery, he can’t speak the language where…

No this is great! Honestly I wasn’t really expecting replies, least of all honest ones!

Seriously this is some quality Jezebel here and I am so glad for it.

That is also solid advice. I’m used to following my instincts so I know it’s not great I’ve got that unease. I’m just trying to figure out how much of that is my own insecurity and how much is him. Likeliest outcome = it’s both. But yeah my plan…

Yeah I had that creeping sensation that I already know what needs to happen. For some reason it’s just hard to make that final choice. This is also the longest relationship I’ve ever been in and I feel like half of me is just doing it for the experience (*cough* and the sex *cough)

Ok not gonna lie that was super cute.