I support this idea wholeheartedly.

My only takeaway from this is that I found a great new response for when I don’t wanna deal with something.

Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off.

She’s got such a widespread audience too she could really make an impressive stand. But I know she won’t because of that reason, she doesn’t want to risk losing all that money.

Yeah I realized after those naked paddle board photos that my crush on him is like teflon. Never gonna go away.

It’s decided, I’m never getting rid of that phrase.

Yeah I don’t find that hard to believe at all. She does come across like a trophy collector.

Not fair, I use that phrase all the time. :( It’s so useful!

Honestly I find it hard NOT to side eye Taylor. Something about her just does not read genuine.  

Thank god my life has not reached such a low.

But noooooo no no no no no never that guy. I will admit to middle school days of being an Orlando Bloom fangirl but even I’m not depraved enough to go for Mayer.

I didn’t used to think twice about Katy Perry but after all the work she’s done, putting her money where her mouth is, and dating my all-time dream boyfriend - I gotta say I kinda want to buy her a drink. You go girl.

Skins was where my Nicholas Hoult crush truly flourished. But Joe Dempsie takes the cake for absolutely crushing my soul with his performance of the doomed Chris.

I used to get into the slip of my duvet as a child too!

Tell your SO, so far 186 people disagree with him. That is EXCELLENT dirty talk!

Hahaha, dun dun DUNNNNNNN

You are one of the good ones!

I used to be slightly worried about my vulva but I always figured if I was with a guy who complained about it then I probably shouldn’t be with him.

Surf’s Up is a fantastic movie and anyone who disagrees has no penguin love in their heart.

And then the cop asking her, “why not?” after she said her son littering didn’t give the neighbor the right to put hands on him.

Really??? And people wanna say the mother is the one who escalated shit? Please he asked that question because he wanted to rile her up. Even if he didn’t do it consciously you can tell…

Absolutely. I used to have a large, purple hemangioma on the left side of my forehead I had removed for health reasons a few years ago. I feel bad but I inadvertently chuckled when he said he didn’t really like it because a) it’s in a place most people don’t see, b) it’s maybe like 2-3 shades darker than his skin…

Lately I’ve been seeing a penis with a light birthmark on it and I think it’s quite cute and endearing. Sadly the owner of the penis does not think so.

When I was younger I used to have similar reactions to my mother’s talks/warnings.

I didn’t always say I’m cooler but it’d along the lines of, ‘don’t worry mom I know what’s up.’ But that’s the vibe I got from the kid’s response.

It sounds like Thandie was like my mother in that she’s made her children aware of all…

Or perhaps this delightful animated cockroach girl?
And by delightful I mean, why does this exist???