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Tentatively good for now. Can we please obliterate this stupid rule already?

I was barely able to finish the complaint I sent in to Abbott’s office without seeing red. There was a lot of careful editing but all the same I’m sure it sits unread by his flunkies in the inbox. Sigh.

Dear Texas,

Here’s a ziploc baggy with the latest contents of my Diva Cup.

IS I PREGNANT ME DON’T KNOW PLZ REPLY

Thx
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Have you seen Asano’s instagram? He is such a random dork too and I love it. Have the stuff he posts is from his band but every now and then he gets weird with it.

Between bragging about her butt scratching antics in Hawaii and that whole look how cute I am peeing behind my mom pic, just ughhh too much girl.

And then the cycle just continues until all the passengers are dead by the time they reach their destination!

Now that I would have watched.

I would watch that show.

I had a huuuuuuuuge crush on him during the Growing Pains day so I see where you are coming from. I just don’t think my body would cooperate if I ever had sex with him. It would be like impromptu vagina dentata being like, ‘nope buddy that penis ain’t going nowhere’

I’m so sorry you went through that scare! I’m glad your father is doing well.

I haven’t even been through anything that terrifying (thankfully). There was one health scare with my dad, turned out he was just dehydrated, but they took him to the hospital. I remember afterwards seeing the little baggies they put

Good point!

Oh damn I didn’t hear about that. Gonna have to look that up.

Oh man I never watched that. I either think of Growing Pains or Still Not Quite Human.

I remember watching the reruns after school. He had such a comforting, deep voice. It’s going to be hard watching the show again.

God this one hits hard. I grew up with that show and I adored Alan Thicke as the father. I can’t imagine what his poor son is going through, having to watch all that happen first hand.

I need to be in America now so I can go hug my dad.

Snowpiercer without the train this time with Chinese actors instead of Korean!

THANK YOU.

Even if that was just a publicity stunt, no one chalked it up to them being “catty”. I think there was some mention of egos clashing but it was always more in terms of, who do YOU support? Not, oh look at those silly men fight.

Ok wait you guys please tell me Alan Thicke dying of a heart attack is a hoax. Not real, right? If it is 2016 can officially fuck off now. I loved him in Growing Pains and I loved his voice.

That man is H.O.T. No offense Nick Cannon but DAYUM.

And he dances AND that smile is killer.

He plays evil really well. He’s got that sinister something about his smile.

Yessss! Honestly there’s so much random stuff in Ross you’ll probably come out safe on the other side with something.

Here’s hoping she likes her gift!

Omg your mom needs to start a youtube channel just for that alone. You have no idea, those haul videos are stupidly popular. And her excitement sounds so pure, she could be a star!