jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

I honestly think Trump might be Lafou. Or a really strange hybrid of Gaston/Lafou, kind of like Gollum/Smeagol. Trump is his own biggest supporter after all.

I really enjoyed the show and didn’t know it was adapted from a book series. I’d like to get into the books but I don’t have access to a library so I’m polling for some opinions - is it worth buying? I’ve looked at some reviews and it sounds like the first book is great and then it kind of gets muddled? I’d be

I don’t know what to do......I honestly have no idea what happens next if Trump wins. I didn’t want to let myself consider this a possibility but how the fuck is this happening?????????

Aw man I didn’t even know James McAvoy was getting divorced, sadness :(

I’m so late for this but I’m going to try anyways. I’ve got three fun ones, all happened in India.

Story 1: This was my second month in India and I got invited to join a group of college students traveling around Kerala/Tamil Nadu for a history class. We were on the second leg of our journey on a bus with no bathroom

If you are pretty savvy with makeup (and it seems like you are since you have the confidence to do Dia de los Muertos skull paint) I saw a very cool Cinderella costume with one eye kind of impaled by the heel of her glass slipper.

The eye patch she made would take a while to do but if you just did some gory makeup and

Yeaaaaah I think I was still mad at his whole ‘pretty boy status’ and Jessica Beal kinda bringing the whole thing down. But I will say Parker Posey was pretty great.

Nooooooooooo.

Nah that’s ok, among my friends I tend to be in the minority with that opinion.

I was so, so mad. Admittedly I’m biased because it’s Del Toro, BUT, Blade 2 was just so good and then they went and pissed all over it with the mockery that is Ryan Reynolds as a vampire.

My actual reaction to Blade 3:

Ok so I don’t particularly like Ryan Reynolds (Blade 3, never forget) but that tweet got a chuckle out of me.

I made the rookie mistake of watching right before I had to teach a class. Had to take a deep breath and remind myself these kids are not responsible for the wrath inside.

The worst thing to come out of this election is that we will never truly be rid of Trump. Even if he loses, this sentient piece of fecal matter will stick around for long after like a bad skid mark.

DAYUM.

This is great I’m sad it’s at the bottom. More imaginary stars for you!

I would watch the shit out of that.

It really is.

Can you imagine their shower drain situation? I bet you walk into any one of their bedrooms and a tumbleweed of golden hair will roll by in welcome.

From what I can remember I’ve had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my life. The second time, though, that one freaked me out so bad.

I’m not sure if I’m prone to it or not but I basically tricked my body into it by having a video on in the background on low and while I was falling asleep I kept focusing on the voices

I bet he would have been a lot happier too. That’s a really cute story! Man I used to dislike him so much growing up but hearing more about this other side of him I just feel sorry for him. I now sincerely hope he enjoys his painting hobby, even if it is a tiny bit creepy.

I thought reading all the trash that finally comes out about Donald Trump would be fun but really I’m just done. I am sick of seeing his face everywhere and his toxic personality.