You know I never cared for those terms for SO’s but I couldn’t put my finger on why. It is bratty though! Not to mention if you think of yourself as a King/Queen I feel like you start to expect unrealistic treatment.

I’m gonna get diabetes if I keep reading Gina’s tweets

All I can picture is this Grey’s Anatomy episode when I think about how Schreiber and Jolie’s manager planning these divorce statements.
Sliiiiiiightly graphic warning! Also warning for myself...because I am now outing myself as a slight Grey’s Anatomy fan.

This is how i want to describe popcorn now.

“NOT ENOUGH YELLOW. NOT DELICIOUS ENOUGH!”

‘Thirsty, thirsty ninny’ - that is a great insult. I might have to use that

You just made me snort out loud at work in front of a ton of people. Congratulations.

Seriously though they’re like sheep bleating mindlessly into the void.

You are so right! He absolutely does! I can never unsee that now....

They were like the couples that wear giant homecoming mums that do nothing but obnoxiously get in everyone’s way.

Bestseller, calling it early.

He wishes he were that cool

I don’t understand the Tom Hiddleston Tumblr love. Well, that’s a lie. I absolutely get it. He’s got that Tumblr aesthetic - smolder, looks good in a suit, giffable.

Personally was never bitten by the Hiddlelovebug but that whole T-Swift debacle just kind of cemented my belief there ain’t a whole lot going on…

When I was a kid, I was looking for hair gel in my mom’s bathroom. I found a purple bottle that looked like it was for hair so I put some in my hands and was about to use when I noticed that unlike other hair gel it was pretty slick and didn’t really stick to anything.

I put a tiny bit of it in my hair, didn’t do…

I saw the trailer and already fell in love! Can’t wait to see the whole movie

So jealous! I just look longingly from afar at her instagram.

Yeah I still like something besides the duvet cover. Maybe it’s just out of what’s familiar but it feels weird just having a comforter and no other blanket.

Did you eventually get your husband to cross over and use a top sheet?

Oh yeah. I sleep on a futon and I don’t mind it because they sell a lot of padding nowadays and you can stack those up to get a nice springy feeling. It’s just the sheets! Most people just use a comforter so blanket options are very few and far between.

Very true. Bedding in Japan is really hit or miss depending on if you want to go traditional futon route or if you want a mattress. And even the mattress route is its own weird hybrid thing.

They ARE terrorists! Foolish terrorists! They want their toothpaste now but do they ever stop and think of the consequences???