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This whole thing has just turned into such a muddled fuckery but man could I listen to John Cho thoughtfully deconstruct Hollywood (mis)conceptions all day.

it’s sooooo good.

Poor guy hasn’t realized someone else has already cornered the grilled cheese sandwich business and they are KILLING IT.

The Big Popper with jalapenos, cheddar + cream cheese, deep fried with berry preserve dipping sauce? PERFECTION.

Ok see you are already improving this weird mash-up. I still don’t think that pasta and bread would make a good combo tactile wise, too much of the same texture. But I would try it if garlic bread was involved.

Oh my god that’s my new favorite burn

This is way more interesting than the Calvin-Tswift drama. Tbf I enjoy Alia Shawkat waaaay more than either of them and I’m still on a high after watching her in Green Room.

As for who it could be I feel like this describes a LOT of hollywood.

OH MY GOD.
Fifty Shades of Gray: Pregnant in the Red Room
Fifty Shades of Gray: Jamie Dornan Becomes a Doula
Fifty Shades of Gray: TLC I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant Edition

I’m kind of excited to see just how far down the shit tunnel they go with this.

I think I have softball tits? Existential tit crisis!!!!

Yeah and I mean we all read him to filth for it so I guess I’m not surprised that the same is happening to her. I also don’t think she gives a rat’s ass and I like that about her too.

Yeah and that is my one hang-up in that if the shoe were on the opposite foot the headline would look quite different.

Ugh there is just so much about this election season that is not right. So I don’t blame her for being concerned enough to get this close to outright saying it but at the same time....yeah....iffy.

Sid

Speaking as someone who grew up knowing all the words to “Particle Man” and “Istanbul (not Constantinople)“ this is excellent advice. Also special place in my heart for “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and “Dead” despite the morbid nature.

I’m hoping she’ll be fine since she never finished any of those sentences.

“I don’t even want to contemplate that.....because I’m really tired.”

“I can’t imagine what the country would be - with Donald Trump as our president - because my imagination juice is running low today.”

Obviously it’s implied she doesn’t like

wait wait wait wait wait. Celebrity Big Brother is still a thing? And Robert Sheehan is in it?? Crap am I actually going to watch this.....yes, yes I am.

Yeah I mean we even have the George Bush Turnpike (which much like the Bushes, is a constant mess). As much as I dislike the family the bigger headline here would be if they didn’t show up.

I’m so late to the game on this post but just had to say yes to all that. I have a feeling the producers felt like, hey you know who is openly gay and on social media? Takei. Let’s just make his Sulu gay, that way most people will already be used to the idea!

I’m definitely saving this for the next time.

Ooooh perfect. Well found out he definitely did block me so at least I won’t have to worry about that anymore. But 10/10 will try with the next jerk who tries to sideline me.

It does help actually, so thank you. The most frustrating part is not understanding how someone can’t see what’s so painfully obvious. And sometimes you just have to know when to walk away.

Hear hear! I love it, that moment when you about to post something you KNOW is gonna piss people off.