Jeez fiiiiiiiiine have your little boys club, probably got kicked out of your treehouse by your sister when you were little right? K then here you go, here’s a stinky little barbershop all your own where you charge someone 60 bucks to shave a little off the neck.

Good job.

Ooooh I am filing this little golden nugget away for the next time!

Wow I don’t think she implied that at all. If she was back there again at the age she is now, she wouldn’t have let him slide with that comment. That’s the point she was making.

But even so, that’s still kind of a gross comment. That shirt looks really hot on you, sorry but even reading it I can only picture a creepy…

I just gave up. If anyone seriously believes that then there is no way you are getting through to them. I shouldn’t have even bothered really but the idea that Christians are being persecuted in America is just.....I don’t even have the words for it.

You’d think if she followed this logic down the rabbit hole, taking money from a government that allows gay marriage would be horribly immoral. In fact you could even say, she is accepting GAY MONEY. Gurrrl you better watch it, that gay money will get you.

God I tried to explain this to someone who thought Christians were being persecuted by gay people in America. She threw the whole at one point slavery was legal but that didn’t make it right argument in my face and I’m not entirely sure how I am still standing here.

Seriously. How did I not just stroke out from the…

I’m always hoping there’s a chance for me to be the next ex Mrs. Malcolm

If it makes you feel better he plays a total asshole in GI Jane. And you can borrow my imaginary boyfriend Rami Malek seeing as how he has a twin so if they’re cool with it we can fix a rotation plan.

He is my ultimate fake boyfriend and Fury Road just solidified that for me.

I’d never call you mediocre Nicholas ;)

I so did not see that coming either. She just dropped the mic on Bailey, LOVED IT

MRS. RODRIGUEZ! We need a spin off of Cristina and Mrs. Rodriguez touring Europe and saving hearts

Ok this is super belated but I had to share this with someone. Just watched the first one again where he has the red hat......omg....tell me why I need to take a cold shower right now....

Oooh you are doing yourself a disservice! They are adorable and will only make you fall further in love. Which actually might not be so great seeing as he’s married with kids so....maybe you are doing the right thing by not watching

Ugh right? It’s like he can do no wrong

If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right

Fun fact (I’ve been leaving this one everywhere cause it still amuses me):
The hair around your anus helps to keep your farts silent, it turns out. So the hairier the butthole, the more silent the fart.

Not that there aren’t ways to engineer a silent fart but seems like some people are always gonna get the short end of…

Grey’s is 1,000% soap drama but it gets my in my cynical little heart. I think cause yeah it’s drama but it’s not like who’s my baby daddy this week drama? (Ok not just that, basically everyone sleeps with everyone)

More like, should a dedicated surgeon choose her lovely fiance who really wants a baby even though all…

I know! Dropped the ball on that one yo, there is no way Cristina wouldn’t come back for her person.

I LOVE Dark Willow. Her truth bombs about Buffy and the Scoobies were so good. Plus she took out so many guys that clearly needed to go and in a painful manner (lookin’ at you Warren)