oh god superglue......damn it well looks like i’ll be having some effed up dreams after this movie

gotcha, thanks for breaking it down! My friend and I are always on the lookout for new, good thrillers so this helps a lot.

right? are we saying that’s an option now?

I really like horror movies and Goodnight Mommy looks intriguing but I can’t stand torture porn films. I can handle a little bit if it makes sense for the film but movies like The Saw and Hostel are not my cup of tea.

Should I skip Goodnight Mommy or is it good enough I should at least give it a try?

You guys, c’mon. You just lay that bomb on a girl and then walk away?

Here I was thinking Shonda Rhimes was about to blow my mind with a season finale to end all season finales of OTP Cristina and Owen!

That is adorable though. I would probably die if they ended up together IRL. Just tears of stupid happiness.

Ed Sheeran has clearly infiltrated Jezebel with his disciples. WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANTE.

Right???? That was my initial reaction. Why are we even mentioning the other two WHEN WE HAVE DONNIE YEN AND DIEGO LUNA.

So much excite

AND DIEGO LUNA. I am peeing my pants right now

Right??? I never felt one way or the other about her but lately she has been giving me the feels! To the point that when I decide to cut my hair short again I might take a detour with that haircut of hers

You solved the mystery!

haha sorry, shoulda put a warning on that. Actually nah Leo should apologize for making my mind go there

Maybe he just really likes lions?
Dunno I’m still stuck looking at the pic of him standing with his wax double.....those soulless eyes are going to haunt my nightmares

Having Taylor Swift’s tweet come right after Amandla’s seems so very very cruel.

But it is a helpful reminder on why I find her so insufferable!

I’m scared if you dug deep enough you would find another set of genitals underneath all that....

FKA: “C’mon, they can’t all be that bad!”

RP: “Honey we’ve had this conversation before. That was a dark time in my life I’d rather not relive it....”

FKA: “But you sparkled!”

I used to wear my brother’s hand-me-downs all the time growing up, not just because my parents thought it would be easier but because I was super envious of his amazing T-rex shirts. Screw dresses, I want a badass dinosaur across my chest to let people know I mean business!

Nair smells awful, as soon as you open it you start to wonder if you should really be putting that on your body. You should try Moom. It’s basically just sugar really, I have to use it since I have very sensitive skin on top of eczema and it’s the only thing that doesn’t absolutely kill me.

My mom and I both find plucking underarm hair to be strangely therapeutic. It becomes this game to see if you can get each hair with the follicle instead of it breaking in half.

And, I did not know this, turns out if you wax your butthole you won’t be able to muffle farts anymore. Hair down there is what (occasionally) keeps it from getting loud.

Only found this out after I shaved to wear a bikini and had an ingrown hair problem which led to googling proper care for shaving/waxing.

That was…

It doesn’t take all that long unless you have stubborn hairs, at least not for me. Well the actual act of waxing your legs doesn’t take long. However the cleanup time afterwards is the part that keeps me from doing it on the regular.