Ed Sheeran has clearly infiltrated Jezebel with his disciples. WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANTE.

Right???? That was my initial reaction. Why are we even mentioning the other two WHEN WE HAVE DONNIE YEN AND DIEGO LUNA.

So much excite

AND DIEGO LUNA. I am peeing my pants right now

Right??? I never felt one way or the other about her but lately she has been giving me the feels! To the point that when I decide to cut my hair short again I might take a detour with that haircut of hers

You solved the mystery!

haha sorry, shoulda put a warning on that. Actually nah Leo should apologize for making my mind go there

Maybe he just really likes lions?
Dunno I’m still stuck looking at the pic of him standing with his wax double.....those soulless eyes are going to haunt my nightmares

Having Taylor Swift’s tweet come right after Amandla’s seems so very very cruel.

But it is a helpful reminder on why I find her so insufferable!

I’m scared if you dug deep enough you would find another set of genitals underneath all that....

Because the amount of time Japanese people have spent at school throughout their lives is...just....god, so depressing. Between classes and then having to come early and stay after for club activities, these kids are maybe home for 3-4 hours total every day.

After realizing this I suddenly understand why there are so…

FKA: “C’mon, they can’t all be that bad!”

RP: “Honey we’ve had this conversation before. That was a dark time in my life I’d rather not relive it....”

FKA: “But you sparkled!”

I used to wear my brother’s hand-me-downs all the time growing up, not just because my parents thought it would be easier but because I was super envious of his amazing T-rex shirts. Screw dresses, I want a badass dinosaur across my chest to let people know I mean business!

Nair smells awful, as soon as you open it you start to wonder if you should really be putting that on your body. You should try Moom. It’s basically just sugar really, I have to use it since I have very sensitive skin on top of eczema and it’s the only thing that doesn’t absolutely kill me.

My mom and I both find plucking underarm hair to be strangely therapeutic. It becomes this game to see if you can get each hair with the follicle instead of it breaking in half.

And, I did not know this, turns out if you wax your butthole you won’t be able to muffle farts anymore. Hair down there is what (occasionally) keeps it from getting loud.

Only found this out after I shaved to wear a bikini and had an ingrown hair problem which led to googling proper care for shaving/waxing.

That was…

It doesn’t take all that long unless you have stubborn hairs, at least not for me. Well the actual act of waxing your legs doesn’t take long. However the cleanup time afterwards is the part that keeps me from doing it on the regular.

Yeah but the piercing, that’s CLIT COMMITMENT.

You’re either ham or eggs, pal. You gotta ask yourself, are you the chicken or are you the pig?

Apologies I’ve been watching too much Grey’s Anatomy lately.....

YES! I was afraid to get into that whole privilege arena cause people here be obsessed with him.

And he’s in way too much. Every time a great role comes up everyone starts screaming his name. Please, no. Can someone else have a shot?

Ha! There is an uncanny resemblance

I can’t put my finger on it but there is something that keeps me from liking BC.

Even this sentiment, I get it and pretty much agree smart phones are ruining a lot of in the moment life experiences. But coming from him it just sounds....whiny and insufferable.

This might also stem from my grudge over his horrible…