Agreed. I blame Friday Night Light’s for this phenomenon which I didn’t understand either. Then again I grew up in Texas and I’m sorry I don’t care how great your cast/story is - all I see are the redneck racist asshats who went to my high school pretending their hot shit running up and down the field.

OMG you’re right........I...don’t know what to think about this....

Agreed. W/O facial hair there is zero appeal for me but that mustache? Oooh baby. New idea - for the next 50 shades can he play a rough and tumble millionaire cowboy with a southern accent? Cause that would be hilarious to watch Jamie Dornan struggle through a drawl.

No I feel you. My first reaction - oh ok so basically every other movie out there right now. Greaaaaaaaat.

wheee!

Aww thanks! I wish I could take credit but it came from an elementary school nickname, thankfully the good kind.

Yay! Glad to help! Just you know, make sure you have human contact after you finish cause that shit lingers

If you are looking for some real gritty horror that puts you on edge from the second you open the book to the second you finish it, I recommend Ryu Murakami’s In the Miso Soup.

Most of his novels are pretty dark but that one, whew, that was a rough ride. I’m usually ok with the horror genre but Murakami knows how to…

No you are not and as someone who has been subjected to some real bone-head surgeons, if it wasn’t for the nurses I don’t think I could have made it through my hospital stays. So thank you, thank you a million times over. Maybe it’s cause I’m not awake for the surgeon’s work but nurses are my heroes. They are the…

Likewise am super guilty. I’ve gotten better about it, actually toughened up and told an ex that I did not feel the same after he said he loved me. Even after he asked if maybe we could give it time to see if I would change my mind, told him that I knew I wouldn’t and I wanted him to find someone who felt the same way.

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Not gonna lie I am stupidly excited about this movie primarily because of Glover. It’s honestly for the best that this movie doesn’t come to Japan because I would horrify Japanese moviegoers with my fangirl screaming.

R.I.P

Can’t believe I found this out while watching The Two Towers.

I’m not usually one for Japanese cinema these days but that actually looks pretty hilarious.

To be fair Priyanka Chopra in an interview did say (I can’t find the original that went into it more but she does bring it up here, http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/…) that when ABC or whoever approached her about doing a show she made it clear she didn’t want it to have anything to do with her heritage or India.

Ok so she’s a corporate lady with fancy corporate shoes. I can buy that. But heels through the entire fucking movie? IN A JUNGLE?

You know what’s in a jungle? Mud. Lots and lots of mud. And if you are running from amped up killer dinosaurs are you going to be dodging pockets of mud on your tippy toes? No. Sorry but you…

People say Miley’s got a schtick with this new act but really tho? I think she’s just doing Miley and when was the last time we had a pop star with armpit hair?

She reminds me of the people I went to college with, she reminds me of ME at college. Weren’t we all just doing crazy shit going from one side of the spectrum…

Oh man I’m sorry. If someone made me have a fruitcake at my wedding instead of a real cake I would riot. I’d probably start pummeling people with chunks of it.

So I get that this is about the first movie only and the next two are pretty awful (though The Lost World will always hold a special place in my heart because Jeff Goldblum) but I think Kelly deserves a shout out.

BLOODCUP4EVA

But seriously, Menstrual PSA here, don’t wear blood soaked underwear. Just get a menstrual cup! Your underwear and sanity will thank you forever.

I went into Outlander not knowing a damn thing about it. I started watching it because of Jezebel and because I was looking for something new to follow.

So watching this episode I definitely felt like I was plowed over by a runaway train. It was so hard to watch, hard to even fathom what was going through Jamie’s…