You've finally been forgiven!

Between this and the people who climb skyscrapers or jump off buildings into the snow... why do so many Russians put such little value in their own lives?

Nips

Wow. Not only did he use no hands, but he put his pants on 2 legs at a time. Magical

It looks like a flattened cardboard box. I cannot figure out what it's supposed to be or why it's supposed to make the earth look "flat"!!

Hopefully dude at least had bear spray handy and ready to rock... just in case.

They couldn't possibly see my browser history! I've never once seen a FB ad about foreskin docking.

Umm, what about just using AdBlock? I haven't seen an ad on FB in years.

Honestly, the BEST thing they could do for me is just simply give me a way to turn OFF low battery notifications. Or at least change when they appear (5% maybe?). It is one of the most annoying things ever when you're in the middle of typing a text message or something else and the dumb low battery notification…

When I originally read your post I thought it said "I prefer to just piss on my hands. No need to wash them." Implying that, because piss is sterile, you can save time by killing two birds with one stone. I loled.

Duh...

When are they gonna build one of these for pizza?!

The biggest dead giveaway that this is a fake is right from the huvrtech.com website.

He's gonna regret that in the morning.

Man how I miss Taco John's...

Way to make them seem so popular to the buyers that they're bound to be back in stock, tenfold, again soon!

Someone just did a really terrible job. It didn't need to be terrifying.

Not really sure what most of those are supposed to be, but... cool!

What a waste of energy and resources.

Oh nevermind. I just watched the second video. lol