Who uses condoms anymore? lol

Seriously? Instant gratification is the standard at this point in time! It is 2012 after all. If you can't keep up with your willing customers' demands then you don't belong in the business!

Thank you for writing this! I seriously hope that the "content providers" read this and wake the fuck up.

Why not just have one REAL button on each side of the phone that you can push in order to activate that side's touch screen? This seems like an easy, obvious solution to the problem of "always touching" both sides of the phone.

Seriously. And the previous iteration was pretty bad itself, but at least made sense. This new thing is awful. I wish they'd leave it alone for awhile...

Jesus, did Gawker change its commenting platform AGAIN!?? I was just getting used to the previous change...

Gaper Day!

I'd like to live for a couple hundred years or so...just to witness all the crazy changes that I am otherwise going to miss. However, if you have a bunch of old people living that long, there may be less incentive for huge technological/political/social changes due to more and more people wanting things to remain "the…

The most surprising thing about that picture is how modern the Windows 1.0 logo looks! Very much like the current Windows 8 logo. It's like they had the right idea from the get go and then made it ugly with Windows 3.1. Interesting!

Pretty sure it's intentional. They seem to have changed the way their navigation works. Bringing the article you are reading to the top. You have to click "NEWER STORIES..." to see all of the more recent stories for the day. I don't really like it, but it seems intentional. Also, clicking the blue text above the…

You're probably right. Cooking the numbers to support their own delusions. When they could be making MORE money if they would just accept reality and allow people like us to LEGALLY purchase their products! I don't know about you, but I would absolutely pay as much as Netflix for HBOGo if they would only let me!…

Exactly. They are seriously foolish.

Which is why BitTorrent will ALWAYS exist. As for his quote that "you won't find cord cutters"... Um, I haven't had cable in 3 years. I'm sure there are MANY more like me on this forum

So it doesn't even move?? What a rip.

You're young (1988?). You just need to keep at it until you acquire the taste. IPAs are my favorite because their flavor is so intense. But I guarantee you will hate them. Don't give up though. One day you will love coming home from work to a good beer.