I’m putting together a $50,000 reward for information leading to the whereabouts of the step LeBron allegedly lost..

Sooooo, Johnny Manziel, who has as many arrests as NFL career wins, is potentially “better for business” than Colin Kaepernick. #okay #keepdiggingnfl

Not for nothing, but ain’t it a little late in the day to drag a Kardashian for appropriation?

Case in point. The NFL wants nothing to do with Kaep right now, but you can buy a Kaep Jersey from the NFL RIGHT. NOW.

So steppin’ and fetchin’ it gets you a seven month contract these days huh? #themoreyouknow

OHHH NOOOO WHITE PEOPLE!!! You keep chillin’! Be tired of the winning! Be bored with Biff’s “presidential” demeanor! Bask in the deal art! Don’t start bitchin’ up now, america isn’t great again yet!

Who the fuck is Rep. Martin Daniel?