Conde Nast: We’ll blow a hole in an incredibly popular and likely profitable division just so we don’t have to treat our employees equally.

Yeah I think Conde Nast overestimated how much people like the Bon Appetite brand. I give them a week and they’ll each have their own YouTube channels while Bon Appetite’s channel will bleed subscribers like a stuck pig.

Condé Nast issued a statement today, asserting that the Bon Appétit video team, “worked individually with each Test Kitchen contributor to address all concerns and communicate equitable compensation structures.”

Yeah that channel is fucking dead. I don’t begrudge the folks who stay there because there’s a goddamn pandemic and I bet some of them fought tooth and nail to even get paid for their stuff - like Andy Baraghani, who only got himself a contract for video at the start of 2020 - but it’s been tainted. The fact that…

I mean, they are both diverse for the same reason: Because white people made three boxes outside of their own: ‘brown’, ‘asian’ and ‘black’. If everyone that isn’t white falls into either ‘brown’, ‘asian’ or ‘black’, then those groups are going to be extremely diverse by necessity.

The worst thing is that I know what he means, but he says everything in the worst way possible that makes him sound so bad. He needs to make his VP choice and shut the fuck up.

It’s a $115 for 6 pizzas.

Yep, we had some sent to my in-laws in Florida, it was totally fine.

People love to say that, but most “deep dish” isn’t THAT thick, nor soupy. I have seen a few versions that were basically three pounds of cheese and sauce surrounded by thick, bready crust, and the stuffed pizza at Giordano’s is close to that. But Lou’s is honestly not that thick comparatively and they don’t OD you on…

It comes in a styrofoam lined box with cold packs that don't even melt completely. It's fine and would probably stay frozen for at least a couple of days.

We cancelled 2 trips and my mother's 74th birthday party. Fuck these selfish assholes.

Sir, this is a Dominos.

Oh yeah. We, as a country, are too selfish and self centered to exist as a society any more. If people can’t even be bothered to put minor vacation plans on hold for a year to potentially save lives, you can rest assured that they give a you-know-what about any other living soul.

*steps to microphone*

You’ve heard of dry ice, correct?

If I remember they pack it in dry ice as well, also pretty sure it’s next day shipping too.

In December of last year, I booked a condo with a view in the San Juan Islands to celebrate my kid’s first birthday this June. My folks bought cross-country plane tickets so they could join in celebrating their first grandchild. We were so fucking pumped. Then the virus came. We cancelled because we’re grown ass…

“We had this trip planned long before all of this stuff, so we weren’t going to back out of it just because of an order that’s unenforceable.” We’re never getting out of this, thanks selfish assholes like this one.

Did Kardashains died with them too?

He says this because he is used to saying what he wants to say with little or no repercussions. It’s what white people are used to.