This stars for you!

Have you star and get the hell out of here

I remoted into my home computer to log in and give you your much-deserved star, you fucking degenerate

No, stay. You earned it.

Well it is called Jedi Fallen Order...I’ll see myself out.

Just waiting for the George W. Bush statement about what a stand-up kinda gal she is.

Genuinely in awe of anyone who made it to the end of Sucker Punch.

Seriously this is a uniquely dangerous article. People might actually think they should go eating all mushrooms they see...holy wow.

I like to diffuse any possible accusations of being bourgeois by plating my charcuterie on a kid’s smiley face platter.

I live in a place where fresh bread, cured meats and cheese are considered staples, and therefore relatively cheap. I assume pickles, olives and nuts are affordable everywhere.

So we can officially declare social media a mistake now, right? Like the verdict is in?

People are fucking stupid and Twitter is a vile cesspool. 

Yeah meat and cheese with some pickles on a hunk of wood makes one look so very fucking wealthy. I guess my ploughman’s lunch makes me an English Lord. The Branston Pickle has a gold banner on the jar.

Why are there no pictures!?!?

OUTDOOR PLANTS ARE NOT ALL PRETTY MUCH EDIBLE

Just remember, don’t strip everything you find. Animals need to eat, too, and a lot of what you’re taking is what the plants use to reproduce.

Mushrooms really, really, REALLY aren’t “all pretty much edible.” And there are no easy rules-of-thumb about edibility in mushrooms — you really, truly need ID exactly which ‘shroom you have and double and triple-check your results.

It’s all pretty much edible

Yeah, you can eat pretty much anything, it just might kill you later lol. Definitely a sentence I wouldn’t want anywhere within spitting distance of the word “mushroom”.

OK but what do I eat if I don’t like leaves? :P

Public service announcement: do not forage for mushrooms unless you are an expert, or are with an expert! Some are edible. Some are toxic and can make you sick. Some can quite literally kill you - liver failure and/or a coma are particularly popular ways to die. And for the toxic ones, by the time you experience…