I made a comment somewhere else about how if “being a professional at work and being nice to people”, which is somewhere near the bare minimum for being human, was the about the best thing someone could say about my “character”

Giulani could’ve coasted as American’s Mayor after 9/11 for the rest of this life and been fairly comfortable. But because of greed and his need to fellate Trump’s gray dick he’s completely ruined his own legacy, which is now this pathetic shit. Him being NYC’s mayor for 9/11 will be a footnote. You can’t right…

Probably charged himself a million dollars to rent that room at his golf club. 

Tourists thoroughly knowing Pier 39 is a tourist trap and still going is weird to me, especially since there is so much more and better to see here. Sure, there are sea lion, which are objectively cool, and I guess it’s easy to both get a clam chowder bread and Ghirardelli chocolate in one location. And, yeah, In-N-Out…

Yeah, thanks! I misunderstood what “one time” was referring to.

Ohhhhhhhh, okay. “One time” refers to authentication, rather than number of payments. Thanks for explaining!

a one-time, active $5 Patreon subscription.

“...the game’s ultra-realistic planetary orbits...”

Imagine being the guy getting this butthurt about fucking Quest, which wasn’t even the topic, and spending this much time walltexting a defense. 80% it’s actually Zuckerberg, right?

It’s hilarious that this ‘genius’ messed this thing up, that nobody even wanted, so badly especially after spending what they did on it. 

Through no fault of her own, the ubiquitous Titanic song and the SNL skits kind of made her easy to dislike, for me. Then she brought up Ana Gasteyer as her on stage at her concert and, yeah, that’s pretty baseline self-deprecation but brought her around for me. Her doing the Deadpool 2 song and video though, really…

I always get the Mandarin Chicken, as well, but I never use the sauce. I don’t need the calories and it tastes really without it with some rice. 

Really surprised not to see any Cali stadiums on the list. Especially since they’re in the Bay Area and LA. 

lmao

My mom used to make her gyoza with ground turkey and it was every bit as tasty as ground beef or pork. 

Chuds thinking he looks ‘tough’ instead of a toddler about to through a tantrum is hilarious. 

He called them ‘gays’ instead of the usual f-slur, so progress.......???? /mostly sarcasm

WTF would a Malick x Korine joint even end up looking like? I need to know. 

Versatile is a good description. I understand why TJ’s wants you to cook them a certain way but they really can stand up to a variety of cooking methods. 

I haven’t had the hash browns in a long while, so I think the directions were to bake them...? IIRC, I pan fried them to speed up cooking breakfast and they turned out fine.