I pee in my shower. I’ll pee in your shower. I’ll pee in all ya’lls showers. And since you told me to do so secretly...

Lopsided towards “white cholate is chocolate”....

I have no issues with anchovies, but looking at the header pic...

My dad: “The people at X were so rude.”

I tell people “I don’t want kids because no kid should be subjected to having me as a father.” I haven’t spoken to mine in years, as, we don’t have a great relationship, and I’ve ended up way too much like him. And my family has a history of mental health and addiction issues, including me, so I don’t need to ruin a…

Christians, everyone!

The weird episodes were always my favorites. 

The one, and maybe actually the only thing, chuds are great at is a self-own.

aka The GOP Way.

I forget his name but one White House Correspondent straight up asked Trump to his face why he was lying (and Trump ran away, obvs) and people fell all over themselves to commend him. But me and others were like “where was that the past four years?!” Granted, the WH would just revoke access to reports who did that but…

I do not give a shit about The Bachelor/Bachelorette, so have never seen an episode. But I’d watch the shit out of Gay Bachelor.

Yeah, that’s the reason without instituting some for of DRM, which Sony has terrible history with because of their CD fiscao. Bt I’m picturing like a 1,000 bros pitching in for a single physical copy of the game and then passing it around lol

I learned about pawpaw from Chef Vivian Howard and A Chef’s Life!

So, more like “nawnaw” then?

Lengyel went on to say that not everybody can afford to limit donations and that those who can’t shouldn’t be expected to—which is a valid concern—but mainly he seemed wary of incoming criticism and discussion.

While I absolutely agree with Snipes in a general sense, it does feels a little icky that all of his co-stars were white and had issues with him in this instance. Having said that, I definitely believe Oswalt while also agreeing that there is some allowing for comedic license (which feels a little icky, too, though).

Make the drone a rotisserie that roasts a chicken during delivery.

Anti-maskers whining about their freedoms while also demanding things to be opened up, which masks would help speed up, is something so stupid that it’s beyond parody.

“YoUr AlL sHeEpZ”, says unironically the same people, unironically, who literally believe everything Trump, Fox News, Qanon, etc. tells them.

I’m not sure the whole “Figures out how to enjoy cheese with chicken.” thing.