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No shit. Every week when I was still commuting to work, there was always an asshole parent getting on the packed rush hour train with their $1,000 running stroller and yoga pants/running shorts forcing everyone to squeeze even closer together so they don’t have to walk to the park one stop away.

If you willfully ignore health and safety guidelines and mandates then you should not receive any of the scarce or limited resourcesrouces used to treat that condition. These idiots whine about ‘welfare moms’ and people not getting off of unemployment benefits, so they should be fine with all this, right?

Yeah, I could definitely see that happening if I still lived in my hometown, as well. The cost of living may be insane, but Doordash being consistently reliable totally makes living in San Francisco worthwhile. /s

Aya Cash is THE BEST. You’re The Worst is one of may all time face and I’m so glad people get to see her in a big show like this. 

I earnestly LOVE Josie and the Pussycats and bought the DVD at release. It still baffles me that people complained about the product placements and completely missed the point. Like, it wasn’t subtle at all and those dummies still didn’t get it.

wat.

DoorDash is horrible, its delivery accuracy and on-time percentage, if converted to batting averages, insufficient to crack the 25-man roster in Major League Baseball.

More American males now wear bracelets than know whoTF Adam Corolla is.

This is typically wypipo shit. Not appreciating what they already have and instead also wanting the little that others have. “How come there aint’ no White History Month? (literally every other month)/White Entertainment Television? (they know they’ve heard of CMT)/etc. They want to be able to express the persecution

I dont know it’s necessarily required to the level though. Didn’t Najiani take it upon himself to get jacked because (paraphrasing) he didn’t want the first Pakistani actor playing a super hero to look like  schlub?

But those films premiering in theaters is why that release schedule to streaming was the way it was. There is no external pressure to release a digital release using that same time frame. It’s not like Mulan is will be leaving theaters because it’s being bumped by a new release or anything. I’m really surprised

“...adding that he went off on the racist rant in the privacy of his own home...”

Also:
Them: “OPEN UP DA CUNNTRY.”
Everyone: “If you wear a mask, you can help stop the spread of COVID-19 which will speed up opening up the country.”
Also them: “NO FUCKING WAY UR DUHNYING MUH FREEDUMS”

Too dumb to think for themselves which is why they all say the same shit. Including unironically calling other people ‘sheeple’.

Also, they ‘mercy kill’ animals in their shelters. But who will think of the virtual animals in video games??!?

That’s fair.

What do you mean?!? Didn’t you see the...grappling hook...??!!

Just aw Bruce Arians, JC of the Bucs, on NFL Network stating that protests don’t do squat cuz he was alive during the 60's. Instead everyone should instead donate money or some other stupid shit...like we all got money just laying around. Fucking boomer.

I really liked your food ideas but you’re better than calling these ‘food hacks’ like some actual hack, Claire.

There are people whining that this is able-ist, which is so stupid. 1) It doesn’t take a brainiac to understand that you can go ahead and exclude certain people/demographics and 2) it’s a fucking thought experiment. Whining about it being able-ist is basically like if PETA whined about the cat from Schrodinger’s Cat.