You put Sachem, E.Islip and Patchogue in the same article with Port Jeff(erson)... that’s gotta be a record somewheres. Good job

Pro tip: when you move cars around your yard with a forklift because none of them run/drive and some of your cars are conveniently stored on top of other cars, tire rims, or shrubs, you ARE operating a junkyard, whether you planned to or not...

Oh no!!!! not the cyanocobalamin!

I confess I too owned the 318 diplomat station wagon, complete with the fake wood grain and rubber-like trim. It was great fun to hoon in the snow... until I locked up the transmission, leaving me stuck perpendicular to the travel lane, on the inside lane of a blind curve... just waiting for the inevitable to put us…

you may be late, but you deserve -more- stars for being correct

banana (slices, not chunks!) and carrot (shredded, not slices!) pizza with mayonnaise is served daily in hell. Ask me how I know and why I still have nightmares about carrot pizzas... on second thought, don’t!

If you think WoT is arcade like, go play (well, no, just youtube some) TankiOnline. That’s an arcade game with lasers and racing tanks and weird physics...

NASCAR needs to start awarding championship points for this! Like one point for a shove, two points for a landed punch, three points for thrown safety-gear which connects with an opponents vehicle... maybe they could have penalty points if the “victim” refuses to take off his helmet (looking at you, Montoya!) or runs…

Quick! someone place a call to Jordan Danks!

Did he CHICKEN out? or just duck? inquiring minds need to know

Islip-to-Logan flight in a 737

Remember this?

just imagine the CR- Z with a turbo 2L... <sigh> ok, Honda would have insisted on a 1.8L, but still

Could be? COULD BE? what a mastery of understatement!

The modern equivalent is setting off on a road trip with a car that leaks a little oil. Ok, maybe leaks a lot of oil, but you figure you can just stop along the way and fill it back up before anything bad happens. Most of the time, it all works out ok, but when it doesn’t, you are stranded on the side of the highway…

I just had a brilliant... next election, no electoral college. Just twitter “follow” your favorite candidate and the one with the biggest following on election day wins! If that election were held today...

I agree with your premise that Obama wouldn’t have reduced the Trump core support, but I would suggest he would have significantly increased the minority voter turnout and he wouldn’t have sacrificed independent votes to the ABH (Anybody but Hillary, AKA the Clintons-no-more) club. Without a NYT or WSJ level of…

Great work! Why am I reading this on Deadspin and not The Atlantic? Or The New Yorker? Or HP for Chrismas sake? There’s real gold in your passion for dissection.

the problem with the X-32 is it’s F-ing ugly and while it’s stealthy, it’s not stealthy enough to keep anyone from puking when they see it

Comparable = able to be compared, but not necessarily equal. Like if you compared a Kia Rio and a Ford F-150. Ability to be compared? Check.. Equal? sadly, no.