I have a friend who regularly watches Requiem every few moths and I have no idea how he still functions as a human being.

I just watched Audition for the first time last week and honestly, it was a bit of a letdown. I guess it may have been hyped up in my mind way too much but it never really horrified me as much as I thought it would. Either that or I've become way too desensitized to this stuff. Not to say, I didn't "enjoy" it, but it…

In the early days of the internet, that was Rotten (dot) com. That was one of those fabled things we'd brag about seeing during school.

What a fantastic finale. I loved the mirrored arcs of Hermione and Alice, from keeping secrets to embracing the truth. Fucking obsessed with the continued gothic horror vibe of the Blossom family. Really great technical stuff in this episode too, very dynamic camera work (specially in the frozen river), the cold snowy…

Try to stick with it 'til Rosario Dawson shows up. Claire Temple makes everything better.

It's why I think Colbert's attitude to Trump is genius. He's reveling in being trashed by 45. He's the ultimate Trump troll in that the more shit Donald talks, the stronger (and funnier) he gets. Since Trump isn't smart or sophisticated enough to actually engage with Colbert, he's stuck with insulting him and Colbert…

Or do it on Netflix. Ghost RIder with a more mature tone would be great.

Agent Virtual Goodguy

Getting rimmed by Littlefinger buys you a lot of goodwill.

I dug the set piece on the frozen lake/river but otherwise it was forgettable.

Geoff Peterson: Balls.

Tori is another legitimately great judge. Her critiques were pretty insightful.

Re: The make-up emotional moments

Kevin's reactions are always on point.

Skeet Ulrich gets hotter the skuzzier he gets.

Re: Billy Loomis

Alice has become my favorite adult on the show. Ever since she became the school paper's adviser she's become so much more fun. She started off super weirdly intense, but now, that's still there but she also has flashes of humor, courage, and smarts. She's still super shady but you still end up liking her.

Jason: What is this?! HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP?!?!?!

There's an article out there (from Vulture, I think?) that argues that Riverdale is going way too fast. While that may be true, I love it when a series just churns the plot. Vampire Diaries ran at the same speed and while it did eventually end up being repetitive and bogged down in it's mythology, it gave us 2-3…

I read all the Cheryl stuff in a totally different way from the reviewer. After being shown the 'maple syrup' and getting the call from Betty, Cheryl figured out what his dad did/was doing. She goes down to dinner to confront him and the baby-voiced "Daddy did something wrong" was actually meant to mock Wig Papa. Then…