I'm all in for slutty Kevin Keller.

I really like this take on Veronica. "Reformed Mean Girl" is way more likable than just plain old "Bitchy Cheerleader". That being said, I'm liking their take on the "Cheerleader" trope too.

They could have crossed off asexual too, if they kept Jughead ace, but apparently he's into girls in this show.

Looking Update: Raul Castillo (Richie) is gonna pop up later this season! He posted a pic on Instagram of him wearing an "R" letterman jacket.

Sheldon just staring at Shirley in confused amazement was the best reaction shot.

- Gimmicks and twists are fun but when you just let the chefs run wild with a great prompt it always makes for the best episodes. The Ratatouille Anton Ego scene nails it perfectly — food is intrinsically tied to memories and stories which is why these challenges always work.

If we're gonna go by criminal records, then that creep from Just Desserts who had child porn wins hands down.

Counterpoint: Ilan.

I just realized that Mike V. is the way better version of Marcel. They both have strong personalities and a fetish for trendy food. Except, you know, Mike is actually really good.

They're really nailing the characterizations of the Legends crew. I loved that Ray and Nate end up being a heart surgeon and yoga instructor. Ray's such an overachiever he's disappointed he only ends up being a heart surgeon.

Brandon Routh pulled off the same charm offensive when he first popped up as Ray Palmer on Arrow. On paper — creepy stalker, on screen — charming as fuck.

I thought Casey shot herself in the foot when she wanted to greet and seat every single table and didn't have a contingency plan for when things went south.

Kwame's restaurant, wow. It sounded like he bit off way more than he could handle. The pricing just sounded ridiculous.

When Michael V. doesn't have that dead eyed look in his eyes, he can be quite attractive.

Just a quick shout out to Sheldon's new series on Eater:

Wolf you rather watch something else?

The one with the Irish guy talking about how he had the worst babysitter as a kid and the look on Chris O'Dowd's face as he realizes he was that babysitter is hilarious.

That's a classic. Even the musical guest (Paloma Faith), who I usually skip, was so much fun and basically got manhandled by Bill Murray.

Or drunk Michael Caine impressions? And dancing Secretariat? Or Geoff the gay robot skeleton with a place down in Boca?

"Creamed my knickers" will always make me laugh.