Oh, shit! Look at that. A freak hail storm that only covered 100 square feet directly above the Tesla. Look those dents! Must have been grapefruit-sized hail . . . flying sideways. Blame it on climate change.

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

0. Luke Skywalker

Thanks for calling my grandmother famous.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

Lacking any other information or facts in this story, assuming even that you believe whatever the teacher said, this is and 11 YEAR OLD GIRL! 

Thank you! Arrested, not ‘put on leave.’ That’s just BS. If that was my baby....

Should we be happy they didn’t call the resource officer and had her tased and arrested? They didn’t even suspend her for being disruptive! Must be a “progressive” school.

“In addition, our team is coming together to create a full support plan to ensure that students is safe and fully supported at school.”

then lost his balance and fell on top of her.

On leave? Make it permanent, and unpaid.

Arrested?? Drawn and quartered is what he needs for attacking that poor baby!

I’m sorry - this sorry excuse for a teacher was not arrested immediately for assaulting an 11-year-old because why ...??

Ah, yes, and here we have another example of “Reasons to commit murder.” The school system seems to provide quite a few of those.

For a normal hire, it’s probably not desirable to do that sort of digging. For someone who is going to be your social media presence, I think knowing what their public social media looks like is pretty highly relevant.

Seriously. The next person they should consider firing is the clown in HR who let her get through.

Eesh. I remember the frustration I felt with entitled, shitty customers when I worked food service, but I never once felt the need or desire to interfere with their food—especially in a way that could make them ill.

Everybody’s got their own methods of making it through the day/sticking it to the man, but it occurs to…

Cooking on a salt block has been a mixed bag for me. You need to heat it very slowly, which is a pain, and it’s hard to clean.

Something tells me his dating life is pretty solid. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/bobby-kotick-net-worth/