Looks neat... and would never sell. 

What is the joke..? “The Greeks invented sex but the Romans introduced it to women”

Well, besides the sanitation, education, medicine, wine, public order, irrigation, fresh water system, roads, and public health, not a whole lot really.

I find this nothing short of astounding. He got hit in one of the most vulnerable places on the cage after he had already taken one hell of a nose dive into the barrier. The fact that he’s alive, let alone walking out of the hospital less than 48 hours after the accident....holy fuck. Someone give these safety…

So much for being grounded to the ground

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

If only there were places for people to have fun driving their cars really fast that didn’t seriously endanger unwitting civilians on public roads. IF ONLY.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

I guess GM has a long memory, after Patrick’s Camaro incident.

The only thing CNET is crashing is computers. Jalopnik on the other hand...

Mazda 323 GTX.

Yeah, where the normal version would only do one lap, this one would do three before the transmission shit the bed. 

Don’t know if I’m missing the sarcasm but the last one is brutal. Just as bad the the Nascar “Mustang”.

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.

Vette dealers don’t usually mark up as much as they know that GM will just pump the cars out as fast as they can.

Some dumbass will bite. They always do. When you sell cars, the amount of people that are willing to over pay on sticker or on monthly payments just to be able to say they are the first to have a car is crazy. Always has been.

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

You could have had a C8! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

If you get into a highway accident with a new car these days, you can walk away with some cuts and bruises sometime.