Judith Miller went to jail for hiding her White House sources, Scooter Libby went to jail for outing a spy that undermined the White House’s reasons for going to war. By my count, that’s the only two people that have ever had to pay any consequences for this massive fuck up (save for the countless civilians and…

She may not be a headlining super-heroine, but she’s something! (And 51 y/o.)

Oh, silly school administration. Don’t you know who he is? He’s Justin Bieber, he sells monogrammed coffee thermoses for a living. He can do anything he wants, including crashing your prom.

It sucks, too, because I’m sure the “does whatever the obituaries in Concord, North Carolina tells them to” constituency was leaning Democratic.

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

A conservative threatening to protest-move to Canada makes almost as much sense as a trans person threatening to move from California to Mississippi.

So she’s refusing to fill the medication based on her convictions, but is making excuses so she doesn’t have to admit to that. If you’re going to be such a fucking coward about your convictions you’re not allowed to have them.

She’s been playing teenagers for the past twenty years.

Holy cats, can we please discuss the fact that Maya from PLL is THIRTY FUCKING SIX, and has been playing a teenager since Sister Sister? Is she a vampire? I’m her age and I occasionally get carded when I’m wearing full makeup, but GOD DAMN nobody thinks I’m 16.

I maintain that these tweets would not be near the “controversy” they are now if a white person made them. But a black host taking over a popular show? Oh, shit, we need to dig everything up!

And these types of stories explain why, when I left a $20 tip on a $50 meal, the waitress ran out the door after me to make sure I hadn't made a mistake in leaving a $20. No mistake hon. You ran your ass off for me, catered to my insane food allergies and made sure I didn't get sick, and laughed at my mom's lame…

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

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Mike Pence is watching his presidential aspirations float away. He hitched his wagon to hate and it backfired spectacularly.

Speaking of sexually inappropriate Taylor Swift stuff, I found this beautiful gif on Imgur. Use to your discretion.

I wouldn't kick any one of them out of bed for eating crackers.

Great idea! And, if we told them they were doing it for charity, they couldn't say no since both are rather image-obsessed.