HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITCHENETTE! YOU GET ALL THE SAVED BREAD!!!

The fashion police are as racist as the regular police.

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

As my roommate said "I can't relate to a science teacher with cancer making meth, but it's a damn good show. Anyone who says that they can't "relate" to FOB or Blackish or Cristela or Jane the Virgin and that's why they don't watch can fuck off."

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

I assume she thought a root beer float was something other than just root beer and ice cream. Or she wanted it served in a monogrammed thermos.

Maybe this is going to be the subject matter of E.L James' next novel.

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

I knew this pic would come in useful someday.

I know I'm channeling John Mulaney here but tell me there's a scene where Ice T finds out about Gamergate.

It's about ethics in criminal procedure dramas, Anna.

Equal pay is reverse discrimination. We white men are used to receiving a 23% premium. To deny us this premium is to punish us with a pay-cut simply because we have a penis.

I already knew it was Monday this time! But only because yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday...

ETA: original comment starred for rekha.

Ummm he was dressed like a bum.

Hold on, lemme check.

At least the kid will grow up knowing the world is round.

Monogrammed Thermosery

Its time for the Are You a Rape Apologist litmus test!

re: American Sniper